ACMESkydiver

Local radio station KISW here has done a few twisted albums of twisted Christmas songs...here's a few: 1 Aquaclaus 2 What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? 3 Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer 4 White Trash Christmas 5 The Little Hooters Girl 6 Be Claus I Got High 7 Not So Silent Night 8 Me And Mrs. Claus 9 Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas 10 Merry Christmas Allah 11 Shoppin' Around For A Christmas Tree 12 I'll Be Stoned For Christmas And another album... 1 Smells Like the Night Before Christmas 2 Gobble Gobble 3 50 Plates To Feed My Brother 4 New Years Resolution 5 Hide the Keys 6 Ghosts in White Linen 7 Pumpkins to Toss About 8 Trick or Treatin' Blues 9 By the Time I Get the Meat Axe 10 Independence Day 11 Jingle Bells '98 12 Little Hummer Girl And this one... 1 The Twisted Chipmunk Song 2 Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire 3 The Angel 4 Who Put The Stump? 5 Decorations 6 Carol of the Bartenders 7 Christmas Party Song 8 Christmas Money (That's What I Want) 9 Pokémon 10 Goin' Up to Bethlehem 11 Homeless on the Holidays 12 He's So Jolly 13 Flu Ride 14 Santa Clause is Foolin' Around 15 Stumpmaster Remix And lastly... 1 It's The Most Fattening Time of the Year 2 Toy Sack 3 Police Stop My Car 4 Sled Zeppelin 5 Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! 6 Parking Spaces 7 There's a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis 8 Jesus' Birthday 9 All You Need Is Elves 10 Buttcracker Suite 11 Hey You! Get Off My House 12 Holidaze (S'cuse Me, I've got Gifts to Buy) 13 Rummy Rocker Boy Go to: http://www.twistedtunes.com/store/ to listen to them or buy them. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

Thanks Bill, this is great...thank you for taking the time to go into so much detail with each item! I'll be saving this in my skydiving file...

QuoteFrom the title I thought you were gonna say that you just saved yourself a bunch of money by switching to Geico!! LOL!! Ya kill me WrongWay... Glad to hear you're in good spirits 'M'...very inspirational!

I am so...damn...jealous!!! My hubby is from New York and I still haven't ever gotten to go! You have fun! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

I can't wait to get the chance to meet Skymama. She's always been so sweet and helpful on these boards, and I'm sure she's got to be such a kick in person ! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

A phrase does come to mind... "Sucks to be you." ...HA HA HA...oh, sorry. That was then, now it looks like you're having a MUCH better day today thankfully

That was so sweet of you to do for FFG!

That's what it said mine was too! Hmmm...so I did the random name, and the woman formerly known as ACMESkydiver (Jaye) will now be called Brandy Moist ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

From one Jen(n)ifer to another; best wishes for a speedy recovery and have a wonderful holiday season.

Hee hee, those were funny

I love those ! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

I'm not a sponge baby. I'm a 'Happy-New-Year-Man-Did-We-Have-A-Good-Time' baby. The sick part is that I figured that out 6 years ago... I go to my doc to confirm my pregnancy, and I know EXACTLY the date of 'conception'...we were trying to do the ole' rhythm method of having sex on certain days, but a 'no sex' day fell on New Year's Eve; killed 2 bottles, oopsy, and "Voila!"...my doc says, "So you'll be due on September 21st" and I'm all, "Cool! On my birthday!!" -that's when the realization of how my mom...and my dad....EWWWWW!!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

Darn it, looks like my magical Ivan-conjuring powers have failed . ...looks like you got away with a warning and weren't fully ticketed (or what'd you say? Bitch-slapped ) I'll go slink back into my post-wh@ring abyss... I was looking forward to a good slapping, too. Lil' virtual sadism to finish off the day... Edited 'cause I can't freaking spell tonight... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

>sniff

Uh-huh, I started having dreams after my second jump....sorry if you read about my nightmare in the 'dreams' thread. -It was just that one...most of the rest of my dreams are happy or simple cut-away dreams that I kinda consider 'confidence builder' emergency procedure dreams . -Wait 'til ya start dreaming of like prolonged freefalls and chatting with people in freefall and skydiving at work.... Those were some of mine anyhoo... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

I'll be there Friday Kevin...and only Dropzone.com'ers can drink my BEER!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

...perhaps the Beetlejuice invokation of Ivan only works for women? I'll give it a try... "Ivan Ivan Ivan!!" ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

Sprint sucks. I can't get reception at my house, at my office, at the DZ, or damn near anywhere that actually matters. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

Such good news...thank God. Take care of you and your wife! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

... LMAO!! oh my gosh AggieDave....sheesh... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

Black Bear you have the coolest mom! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

Where can you drink in a movie theater?? ...that's gotta be the worst buy on this whole thread! My worst buy was a permanent color and cut from this girl at Gene Juarez that I had never been to before 2 days before my birthday...I wanted to look all happy and bright...she turned me freaking burgundy and red (red face! )...tell me how professional it is to speak in front of an audience of senior bankers with purple hair?! Felt like a damn freeflyer...oops! now I was just kidding, don't lash out violently you FF freaks...I luv you silly vertical flyers too... I'm just not that talented and flashy! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

"Ivan Ivan Ivan!!" [trying to invoke like Beetlejuice] ...that one was posted, then I got it e-mailed, then it was e-mailed again....yeesh. BUT your subject line was just perfect!!

Tee-hee, well when I come visit you someday Becca, that would make it the first time I've been to Houston Now then on the flip side, if you're ever in Seattle, let me know and we'll go pub-hopping after we go skydiving...um, if you come in between the rainy season...the rainy season being from August to June... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.