ACMESkydiver

A drunken doctor... Good job on getting your 'Piled Higher & Deeper' (PhD). Geez, I think I'd scare people if I was "Doctor Jaye"...hmmm...sounds like an excellent idea, MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Quick! Quick! Does anyone have one of those online PhD websites? I could be a doctor of mixology... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

"With their beady little eyes, Their flapping heads so full of lies..." Gotta luv South Park... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

Friday is jump day But Seattle is rainy &%*$, *%&$, %$&@ing rain.... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

Friday is ' JUMP DAY'!!! Happiness if the wind dies Or Jaye will land out. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

Look at all the trouble you started, Ivan! Disappointment, disbelief, sorrow, snow?! What's the matter with you, man?! Do something quick before DZ.com goes suicidal!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

So sweet! So innocent!! So adorable!! ...and a rhino produced this angel?! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

...so nick-name the child already!!

Sending {{{{{{{VIBRATORS}}}}}}}}}} oh, wait, no, I mean {{{{{{{{VIBES}}}}}}}}}}}} to Skymama ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

I already wished Jeni well, but my daughter wants to say something too: ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

Crimany...there goes somebody making a good point.... Oops! Too late. Tee-hee, tee-hee... Hubby isn't on Dropzone.com, so 'thpftftftftftf' to any tattle-tale's! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

Umm, was that english?! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

Aw gee... It's sad to see a good cop turn bad...! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

I play the field bet always...and the come line...then I have another pass line all to myself. Much happiness on the craps table.

Wildcard I thought u were going to bed?!? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

...was a leftover pack from Las Vegas last weekend that I found had slid under my seat in the truck...come on now, you wouldn't deny me smokage at the craps table, would you? "Come on baby!! Mama needs an 8!!!!" ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

So Shawndiver tries to convince me in the chat yesterday not to have a smoke when I reeeeeealllly wanted one. Ok, so he kept me occupied until Joe came home, and Joe would freaking come UNGLUED if he saw me light up. However late night dwellers, I am now in a quandary...Joe is passed out on the bed...I'm lit up like a damn Christmas tree....I wasn't dishonest with my hubby, I mean I said "Joe I'm gonna go have a smoke." to which he replied, "Abbba do gesheeesha, honey." and I MUST HAVE SMOKAGE....quit 2 years ago, only a 'social' smoker now...eegad what to do? I mean, I told him, right? He can't get ticked if he Ok'd it, right?? Smokers help me out... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

Red Bull sucks. XS Energy drink is yummy....

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Oh...ha ha...ha.....ahhh, that's good stuff (Jaye wipes tears from eyes)... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

See PM. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

I hope you save that post for your wife if she isn't on Dropzone.com. As a wife, I would LOVE to have a post like that from my hubby printed out and stuck in my purse some day...

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! yeah, Imeant to laugh at that one too and forgot...so BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! too... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

... she was talking about Schattenjaeger, she doesn't care if you get fried, Casch... KIDDING!! JUST KIDDING!! edited to fix my spelling. What can I say, I'm a drittle lunk.... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

You'll like this then... http://www.twistedtunes.com/stf_pickup.asp?ID=118960 It's called "Have Yourself and Ozzy Little Christmas" -Enjoy! edited to make it a clicky ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

Oh!!! Look at the ushy baby!! She's just the cutest widdle ushy-mushy baby, oh what a sweet-pea!! (Ok, it's hard to baby-talk over the internet...) What a sweetie... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

...Ok, what's with the dead kittens??? Somebody please explain why dead kittens are so prominent on this website!! I just don't get it....I missed the joke...it went over my head...I don't know!!! -and I already said how much I 'preciate Andrea earlier on this thread so this isn't a hijack