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  1. does anyone know what the minimum speeds ever attained by a wingsuit are? both horizontal and vertical. I am sure the best birdmen in the world can get the vertical speed down into the 30's (just guessing). I cant imagine the horizontal speed getting much slower than the 70's or so (once again, just a guess)..doesnt seem possible looking at those numbers anyone have this info?
  2. How does you knowing more about who they are help you to answer that question. You're just nosey Yes, I am nosey and maybe you should be to. With no name and no history I wonder about his motives. Rumor and heresay can ruin a DZ. If he is not willing to identify himself/herself why bother with a response. Sparky this is an internet message board, who is to say any information he posts about himself is going to be accurate anyways? I for one could careless about personal information. If it is a topic i want to comment on i do, if it isnt, then i dont. Simple.
  3. I'm curious..why is this question focusing on a premature reserve... versus a premature main?
  4. I have only done 4 wingsuit jumps but they got me thinking about something....I did them out of a Casa, freakin unbelievable experience...there was nothing like standing on that tailgate after the tandems went and just watching the plane get further and further away before jumping, we must have been miles away when we left the plane. Now i know the typical call for a pilot is to announce jumpers away to let nearby aircraft know skydivers will be in the sky...this is generally in the immediate vicinity of the airport...what, if any precautions or announcements are made when wingsuit flyers get out way far away from the airport? Seems like the odds of coming f2f with another aircraft are increased substantially in this situation???
  5. Let her fry. All these stays of execution do is cost the taxpayer gobs of money. That is what the appeal process is for throughout the entire course of their imprisonment. If she hasnt been found innocent by now then quit coming up with excuses just to keep her alive. Why wait until the last minute to try and prove innocence? what the hell are these attornies doing the entire time these people are locked up? If they cant find anything over the course of X number of years then they sure as hell arent going to find anything in 120 days.
  6. I'll tell you where you can buy it as soon as you tell me where i can get a real pro track for 180 Ask and ye shall receive. I see a price of 210....reserve hadnt been met yet, buy it now is 210...and you had me all excited there for a second! When I posted it, it was holding at $127... yeah, but the reserve hasnt been met...that means they dont have to sell it at that price...
  7. I'll tell you where you can buy it as soon as you tell me where i can get a real pro track for 180 Ask and ye shall receive. I see a price of 210....reserve hadnt been met yet, buy it now is 210...and you had me all excited there for a second!
  8. I'll tell you where you can buy it as soon as you tell me where i can get a real pro track for 180
  9. Couple of recent threads have driven me to bring this thread back....the agony of reading some of this stuff is becoming unbearable...the pain is undescribable, arrggghhhhh please make the cheesiness stop....for the love of god..NO MORE
  10. are you sure the aad fired the reserve? Doesnt seem like he would have enough speed for that to happen since the main was out???
  11. they are jumping a cessna on weekends while they loan their otter out for the winter....very small freefly crowd....pretty much nonexistant except for me and a buddy of mine when we are there and maybe 1 or two other people....awesome facilities...they are busting their ass to grow the business in time for the spring... they are 35 minutes from my house...i hope they survive!
  12. in reference to tony dungy making the comment he made and nobody in the press seeming to have an issue with it...in otherwords it is so acceptable nowadays for a black person to cry racism or assume something is racially offensive
  13. It is so fucking pathetic how black people have free reign and can get away with comments like this because they believe in the perception that they are the minority and deserve special treatment. I cant tell you how much this pisses me off...FUCK THEM ALL...if a white person said this they would be crucified by the NAACP and every other racist organization that exists today....FUCK ALL PEOPLE OF ALL RACES THAT BELIEVE THEY DESERVE SPECIAL TREATMENT JUST BECAUSE OF THEIR SKIN COLOR done...for now at least
  14. funks

    Fun with balloons

    will someone please explain what you all are talking about.....from what i can see the picture makes absolutely no sense at all never mind....just looked at the picture closer
  15. completely disagree...if someone doesnt like me then fuck em'....i could care less.
  16. funks

    The riddle thread

    It can't.... can it? I'm not sure you worded the question right, but I think I know what you're asking since you said 'it's not 90' It's early, and I've only had 1 cup of coffee - but to go 2 miles and average 60mph, it'd have to be done in 2 minutes. It'll take that long to go 1 mile @ 30. yep...you got it..impressive.
  17. funks

    The riddle thread

    You have a 1 mile circular race track. A car averages 30 mph around the first lap. What speed does it need to average around the second lap in order for the average of the two laps to be 60mph? Hint - its not 90mph.
  18. Before you leave, never to be heard from again, could you at least place your vote.
  19. funks

    Bitchology

    Great, just freakin great....if being a bitch is a good thing, now what the hell are we supposed to call women when they step out of line and dont do as we say????
  20. Kinda like us wondering why we have to spend the night or cuddle once the deed has been done...purpose served
  21. so if it can be attributed to the canopy type what exactly is it about a canopy that causes a hard opening?
  22. Theres been some talk recently about various canopies and injuries being caused by openings....Keep in mind I have always jumped a Sabre so I cant speak to all canopies.... Seems to me that the canopy type or manufacturer has no bearing on how it opens. Doesnt this all have to do with the way it was packed and body position? I dont understand how a canopy can just out of the blue "Whack" you. There has got to be a reason besides "well, that particular canopy just sometimes does that"...perhaps the nose wasnt rolled enough, or the slider wasnt properly put in place or the body positioning at opening was somehow off....It seems like we should be in total control as to how our canopies open based on how we pack them.....but then again, that is just my opinion...So what do you think?
  23. funks

    Spank Me

    Could these women be any dumber? They signed documents giving permission to be spanked and allowed it to happen only to bitch about it later....How the hell could this guy get in trouble if they signed a document allowing it to happen? http://www.nbc4.com/news/3905816/detail.html