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  1. funks

    paypal

    From the research I did it looks like one of the owners is Rajeed Duda. Could be, if he is a shareholder. Go buy one share of ebay and you too will be an owner of paypal. EBAY and its shareholders own paypal.
  2. funks

    WHOORE

    Shameless self promotion of ones own thread is strictly prohibited and frowned upon. You should fucking know that!
  3. Only 60% more to go and this world will be a better place. Goodbye you racist fucks. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070607/ap_on_re_us/naacp_cuts
  4. Please text him back and tell him I said that his mother and I miss him and hope he is having fun.
  5. yep. That is why I will be sitting paris`s car with my pants unzipped for the next few months. Think it will work? Probably. Afterall, they do say laughter is the best medicine.
  6. I know i'm going to come across one here eventually.
  7. You were always the slow one in school werent you?
  8. I don't know about that. I have received some of my best lovin' behind bars.
  9. Nice one. If the gay porn business ever stops paying you so well you should go into the fortune cookie writing business.
  10. When driving drunk, don't get caught. Any others?
  11. And rightfully so. Please explain why? Explain what?
  12. This thread is finally heading in the right direction.
  13. Hate it so much but yet so compelled to talk about it. Idiots.
  14. Couldn't afford ice cream, got picked on by the other kids because of it. It really sucks when other kids point and laught at you and sing about how poor your family is. I have fucking nightmares and flashbacks everytime I hear those damn bells coming up the street on a hot summer day. I hope all ice cream men burn in hell.
  15. How about expanding your charity drive by enlisting the help of skyride? They could probably do wonders for you with all the business they could drum up. http://www.1800skyride.com/default.aspx
  16. I plan on making my decision in the very near future. It is a very important decision that needs to be made, thus it is going to take a little time and a lot of thought. In the meantime please go HERE to read up on other important changes that will be taking place.
  17. Perhaps your lazy ass should go buy a fucking copy of the farmers almanac...you ever think about that braniac? Yeah, thats right. You heard me.
  18. Didn't we already determine I am more man than you can handle? Do I need to slap your ass and send you back to fairytale land too?
  19. Who allowed you to escape from fairytale land? Get your ass back there before they notice you are gone.
  20. NOOOOO. Hot chicks are already stuck up enough. Dont do this. If you do then dorks like you will never ever have a chance of bagging one. Trust me, I bang hot chicks all the time and it is because I have never ever asked one for their autograph!!
  21. I use to try and peek underneath my sisters bedroom door to try and see her changing, worked for a while until she caught on. She then started placing a towel at the bottom of her door so i couldnt see in. That really pissed me off. Funks!!!!!!!!!!! Where have you been???!!!! or am I just blind? 3 month vacation courtesy of you know who. Who does that guy think he is?
  22. I use to try and peek underneath my sisters bedroom door to try and see her changing, worked for a while until she caught on. She then started placing a towel at the bottom of her door so i couldnt see in. That really pissed me off.