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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she has already been told twice. What do all battered women have in common? They just dont listen.

Beastie boys suck

is the entire bike purple?

So my jackass coworker tried to tell me months ago that there is such thing as a stock pink R1....obviously proved that wrong very quickly... now he is trying to tell me that there is such thing as a stock ALL purple ninja. The bet was specifically about zx7r's....told him one doesnt exist. He found a picture of a (what appears to be) purple zx9r. He admitted defeat with the zx7r but i am pretty sure that there was never a purple zx9r also. I had a 96 zx7r that was purple and green.... So, all you sportbike riders...can you think of any ninja that was ever put out with an all purple color schema?

NATICK, Mass. -- One Massachusetts woman was a lot more generous to Halloween trick-or-treaters than she intended to be. Seven-year-old Hunter Campbell's candy haul included a 14-carat diamond engagement ring. The ring slipped off a newlywed's finger as she doled out the treats in Natick, a town west of Boston. She'd just had the ring re-sized and it was a little bigger than normal. The woman, Paulie Andreosatos-Gavin, spent a panicked evening looking for the ring before calling police. Luckily for her, the boy's parents turned in the ring as soon as they spotted it in the candy. The bride told the MetroWest Daily News she will send the trick-or-treater a reward.

thats what i have waiting for me at the post office Is that how they usually notify you of an audit? What the hell else could it be????

From a previous post of mine: I dont even vote. I really dont see the point. They are all liars, snakes and con artists who claim they are here to save our wonderful country. Well guess what, I just dont see anybody having enough of an impact on my day to day activities for me to give a shit. Politics are nothing but a game and the award goes to whomever the best actor is. Spare me your bullshit. Sure there are those that will say what about taxes, and the economy and all that crap. Ok, what about it? We will pay taxes until the day we die. They will always go up and down. And dont get me started on the economy. I guess Clinton was responsible for the Tech boom of the late 90's and early 2000? Bullshit. Our economy will always go up and down no matter who is in office. Screw the war subject also. We will never see the end to wars as long as any of us are alive. We will always be fighting with someone, young kids will always be sent off to fight, and yes, they will die. If anybody thinks this will ever stop with XYZ president then you are nuts. The only way to do away with war is for the world to do away with their respective militaries. It will never happen. For every one thing that a president does right, there will be a line of people pointing out everything he did wrong, no matter who is in office. It will never change. It is all bullshit and to be honest with you I am amazed at the number of people who get wrapped up emotionally with the crap these people dish out. I personally do not believe in acting like a fool and pretending that one is better than the other. Once again, spare me the bullshit. Politicians are equally manipulative and have one agenda in mind, their own personal success. President = Scapegoat. Thats all. With that said....Do you really care who the President is?

A good instructor should be able to get the point across just fine without having to use carnage video.

Can you explain what you mean when you say you "got the toggle"? are you referring to the hackey?

NOOOOOOO!!! Please say it aint so!!! Not the drunk pumpkin

So a friend of a friend is having a party this saturday night. I get this invite the other day. I have a feeling this is going to be the party of the century, just read the details and you'll see what i mean...since it is an open party, let me know if anybody is planning on being anywhere near the DC area this weekend (party is actually in northern virginia) and i'll get you directions in a nutshell: 10,000sq foot house 19 bathrooms 16 bedrooms house is almost empty / permission to trash _________________________________________________ Don't know how to do this fancy computer stuff and put you on the evite so I am forwarding this to you. This evite does not show but we have put out >1,700 evites. If you know how to do it or in my case, "have the time" go ahead and put your friends on the list or invite them, its an open party. If you were at the Halloween party in Riverwood a few years ago before we tore that house down you know what these can be like. This home is over 10,000 square feet and it does not matter if you spill your drink or mess up the walls. Sort of a cross between animal house, the Great Gatsby and the money pit actually the Rocky Horror Picture show comes to mind also. We may never have an opportunity like this again and this is a one of a kind "perfect" hunted house and your invited. DARE TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT DARE TO SPEND THE NIGHT in a REAL HUNTED HOUSE Its livable but does not have furniture so if you are going to do something really different for Halloween bring a sleeping bag and pad or if, you are going to sleep outside a tent. Candles and flashlight a good idea also! Plenty of bathrooms to take showers in actually 19 of them! No kidding around! So bring your own towels. We are having a pre-party on Thursday night for a barbeque and some drinks and to celebrate my brother Russell's birthday at 7:00p.m.. We will be decorating and setting up. Also a good time if you want to come and snag one of the 16 bedrooms to decorate and reserve for yourself or your group. And of course the earlier the better on Saturday. Read the evite! If you do come you do so at your own risk the place is very big and some areas are unlighted. If the ghosts do let you leave "Please do not drink and drive!" Hope you can make it if not have a great safe Halloween!

answer is a quarter of the way down the page...my god google is awesome http://www.indianchild.com/riddles.htm

Ask the hottest one whether or not she swallows? Is that right?

when i am done taking a piss and finish shaking it only to learn once i put it back in my pants that there were a couple of drops left and they run down my leg

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i dont have sound on my computer..what does it say?

it must really suck for you when there are no packers available or you go to a new DZ and dont know any of the packers.

dude..this thread is obviously about using packers to pack your main...where did i lose you bro?

bottom line is nobody knows how they would react in this situation until they were actually in it...i bet we would all be surprised how many of us would turn into blubbering cry babies if we were actually in this type of situation

I'm guessing all of those are bands with zero talent admired by those with no taste in music what-so-ever. yeah, you are right..kerry king from slayer sucks compared to dave matthews and everyone else out there nowadays NOT

The gear check thread had numerous responses from people saying they just simply dont want anyone touching their gear. I can totally understand that. With that said, I am amazed at how many people use packers. I have seen packers just cram that shit in there like there is no tomorrow. Sorry, but I need to know how it is going in, so i will have an idea as to how it is coming out...only way to know that is to pack it myself....and to be honest, the only person i trust doing this is myself. Instructors that are hotloading i can understand, but what about the average skydiver... Why would someone not pack their own rig?

never heard of freebirds...in the DC area Baja fresh use to be #1...chipotle is starting to kick their ass...

As of 5 minutes ago I can actually confirm your statement...MAN DO I FEEL GOOD

So I am totally addicted to chipotle. Chicken burrito w/ black beans and green sauce. Well today i decided to get a little crazy and ask for some guacamole. My exact words were "A little guacamole". I guess my definition of a little and their definition of a little are very different. They piled on the biggest heaping of guacamole i have ever seen in my life. I came through like a trooper and ate the whole thing. Fast forward to right now. I feel like i could vomit on command. I would go stick my finger down my throat but i am afraid of what guacamole is going to look like coming up....arrggghhh this sucks

Just putting the word out in case anyone has had a G3 stolen recently...seller appears to be a pawn shop. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=310&item=7109624277&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW