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Added the last two on there myself for good measure. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

You know you're from San Antonio when... 1. You think that pro-choice means flour or corn tortillas. 2. You think a health drink is a margarita without salt. 3. You think a three-piece-suit is T-shirt, jeans and a baseball cap. 4. Your car payment is more than your house payment. 5. You're an expert with the brake pedal, but have no idea what a blinker is. 6. You remember when Crossroads Mall was called "Wonderland". 7. There hasn't been a road crew on your street since before they started the Alamodome. 8. You think being able to order from the Taco Cabana menu makes you bilingual. 9. A formal occasion is getting a glass with your longneck. 10. You know that a real San Antonian would never say "San Antone". 11. You think three days of temperatures below 50 degrees is a "cold spell". 12. You know the change in seasons by the kind of cowboy hat everybody is wearing. (after Labor Day) 13. Your belt buckle costs more than your boots. 14. You miss the old trollys downtown, although they broke down all the time. (dating yourself on that one) 15. It's JOSKEY'S. Not Dillard's. Get it straight. 16. You, your friends, and everybody who lives with you in San Antonio still manages to get lost in Downtown, no matter how many years you've lived there. 17. Anything north of Austin is "Yankeeland" Anything east of College Station is the "Deep South" and/or you consider most of that area belongs to Louisiana anyway. 18. The English speakers typically talk slowly. The Spanish speakers typically talk extremely fast. 19. The Spanish-speaking drivers typically drive extremely slowly. Likewise, the English-speaking drivers typically drive as fast as their vehicle can possibly go. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Pleasanton? Oh jeez that's where I grew up! Damn you sure knew your way aronud SAtown. I think I'll post the San Antonio jokes in another thread.

I don't think I look good naked, but some people tell me otherwise, bless them. Guess that's what I get for letting myself get fat over 7 years ago... you still feel fat even though you're not anymore. Don't...make...me...do it....again!!!!! Must...resist...urge...to do it...AGAIN!!! Bless you ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I want a new black 2005 mustang cobra coupe to go with my silver 2001 convertible boys and their toys ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Wow first pic that cat has a beautiful arch! Bet he'd be good for a hot 4-way team. Who wants to hook kittie up with a tiny VX canopy and teach him his PLFs? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

"King Air load seven, your bus is here." ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I'm not a metro, but I do got some metro traits goin' on. I stopped moving into apartments and turning them into mini-frathouses (i.e. more Jager than milk in the fridge, license plates and neon signs on the walls, all-black furniture, beer-soaked carpets, only plants in the house are plastic) I'm now a happy high-rise dweller. Went to the Homo-Depot and got six different colors of paint (yes they match) and have been painting up my new pad. Got a new cherry bedroom set coming, new area rugs, etc etc. You'da thunk I was married if you saw my place. I even went so far as to buy Screen Goo and will be putting that up on the walls soon and hanging drapes over it so the home threatre is hidden as much as possible, instead of walking into my place and all you notice is the kick-ass TV and nothing else. Momma would be so proud. Although some things I can't let go of... I want a DOG-dog (not some damn poodle-thing). Remember Spuds McKensie? I want an English Bull Terrier so bad!!!

I don't think I look good naked, but some people tell me otherwise, bless them. Guess that's what I get for letting myself get fat over 7 years ago... you still feel fat even though you're not anymore. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I noticed ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

That's a good one! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

All four sound good. Do em all! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

What will I drink if I stop drinking? I have more mixers and Jagermeister in my house than I have milk. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Shit... San Antonio went through this crap 3 times (anyone who lives here knows the drainage problems).. '98 we had "The Great Flood" (what the TV personalities in SAtown call it). That's one good thing about my move up north, I won't have to deal with swimming waist deep on a city street to get to H-E-B. Oh... enjoy the summer you CA people..... think of the MASSIVE amounts of mosquitos and ants you are going to have soon! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I have two. Peanut Butter. It has all the healthy fat and protein you need and tastes good.

Got on scale... 159 again. Was hoping it would be 5lbs+ over that. bodyfat @ 13% ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I'm a Chris ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I'm not much of a hottie, but when I have bleached hair I'm "livin la vida loca" my bad hairdo

As your host(hostess), welcome to Dallas-Ft. Worth International Airport. We are arriving at gate [gate]. Baggage claim is located at gate [gate]. Please make sure all approved electronic devices are turned off until we have arrived at the gate. On behalf of American Airlines and our OneWorld partners, we understand you have choices for your air travel and we thank you for choosing American Airlines. I hear that crap so much so much I think all I need to do is shave off the permanent 5 'o clock shadow I have and put on a sport coat and start serving Heineken and OJ just like them babes do. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

As a programmer, I would think it would be ethical for ya to do one of two things when considering programming a skydiving sim: 1) If the sim is not intended to be used as an educational tool, please document that in the manual/instructions (protect yourself from the whuffos) 2) If the sim IS really intended to be written to simulate reality, I would try to consult with a lot of knowledgeable folks when you add features to the application, like HUD of the standard L landing pattern, proximity to other skydivers, showing the altimeter and the recommended altis in the USPA SIM, simulating an AAD (that would be cool), and simulating landing obstacles (wind turbulence too close to buildings, trees and power lines, etc). This would add a lot of value to your sim since it's not only good for gamers, but also is a teaching tool and will attract a "devotee" audience. I'm curious though... how you would simulate leg/arm/torso movements in the freefall phase in a SIM with a standard game controller? The last time I ever played with a skydiving sim was PilotWings on a nintendo It wasn't very accurate now that I remember it, but it was cool to land on the movable water floatie thingies. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Shit. It feels like I'm watching TeleMundo. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Whether you're on andro, dianabol or winstrol, you're going to suffer side-effects after prolonged exposure that are well documented not only in JAMA but NEJM. The 5 second version: Oral synthetic steroids stress your liver. It is not proven yet (but construed) that you will increase your likelihood of a gall bladder infection after prolonged use. But with so many people popping other kinds of pills these days, you're likely to need gallbladder surgery anyway... it almost happens as often as getting your appendex removed. IV steroids are still the safest method of distribution (provided you are using clean needles), especially so if you are a carrier of HBV or abuse alchohol. Steroids aren't "BAD." You have steroids running through your bloodstream right this second... it's called CHOLESTEROL (the base steroid in your body). Long term steroid users have seen symptoms we all associate with steroid users, the most embarrassing one is gynecomastia, the most dabilitating one is the enlargement and weakening of the heart. Don't expect to have a great lifespan on prolonged andro steroid use... it doesn't happen. You'll cut yourself much shorter MUCH faster than smoking. If you're willing to live with all that, fine. Inject away. You'll look great for a while, but by the time juicing catches up with you, you'll look like a freak. Me? I'm with AggieDave, I don't want any part of it. Juicing doesn't make up for a lack of personality. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I have scruples and I've never had a job where I didn't need the pay to eat/clothe myself, so I haven't ever done that. Now do I masturbate while post whoring on DZ.com? (Ya never KNOW, do ya?) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Your body isn't a set of individual pieces...you have to work the whole body to get results in a single area. For instance, you can't have a very strong back with out strong abs. You can't get strong shoulders without a strong chest and arms. This may be true for losing fat (you can not spot lose fat at all) but you CAN have certain areas of your body be MUCH stronger than the rest. Otherwise, why do swimmers have GIGANTIC backs? Why do hockey players have huge legs (my neighbor played hockey for his whole life...he has very muscular thighs but his upper body is alot smaller)? It is totally true that you cannot have strong arms and no strength elsewhere, but it is NOT true that you cannot make one set of muscles bigger than the rest. Just look at the weightlifter who ignores his legs to focus on upper body. If you want big arms, you have to do more than just upper body, yes (w/o steroids). But, I got huge traps and a very strong back (1RM seated cable row 315) and I'm just NOW getting everything else lined up... my chest sux (1RM bench 225) and I still got a hint of a tire goin on below my "4-pack", so I still look a bit out of proportion. Some of these steroid users have what appears to be a beer gut going on, mostly because they avoid cardio workouts and just focus on upper body. They still have less total bodyfat than average people, but they still look "funny." My legs are bigger than anybody playing MLB and ripped, my leg press workout weight is 850lbs, standing calf raises @ 375lbs. It's obvious those guys are only doing upper body lifting and not much else... there are a lot of chicken legs running in MLB with beer guts. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Sort of. The only important muscles in MLB is your back and shoulders, and the more powerful they are the harder your drive will be. So, you can still be overweight (to a point) and be a really good baseball player. Why they try to inflate their biceps when they aren't even used at all in the actual game is beyond me... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.