christoofar

Male Sensitivity Test - christoofar's answer's 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: C. Five tequila slammers. 3. You time your orgasm so that: C. You don't miss an NBA Playoff Game. GO SPURS GO!!!! 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: D. Better if you let the Mop 'N Glo set before you break it in. 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just ! had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience. 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: B. Not a problem, she can join your gym [chris: provided that she wears a skimpy top]

Revenge is a dish, best served cold. MWAHAHAHAH ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Hmm, I don't know how much I weigh, but I know my bodyfat % which is what I keep track of. Since week 4 I've been the same at 14.5%. Starting today I am taking the SEPTA R5 from Center City, and then biking 3 miles up the side of a steep hill to my office. Boy, in the heat it is a TOUGH bike ride to commute! I carry a 1QT bottle of water in my backpack and keep a 35lbs weight plate to make it challenging. The joy is that when I get to the train station and board I can sit in air conditioned luxury while all them fat asses in their SUV's inch along at 1mph on I-76 trying to get through the city. Added bonus... because my exercise is a part of my commute to the office, I don't have to hit the gym as often. I hope to be at 10% bodyfat by August. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I don't have to under/overestimate my penis size. I posted it on dz.com for all to see. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Other than a hotel housekeeper in Vegas walking into... ugh hasn't that happened to everyone at least once? Last week I was on the phone with an insurance adjuster and was in the middle of changing to go the gym, I was stark naked standing in front of the window, all the lights on, dark outside... and too busy arguing to notice that I was in plain view to everybody in 4 buildings outside my window, two of them 20-story apartments until I hung up the phone. Oops. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Aww hon. There's already the naked male skydiver thread on here.

I would go for something more eclectic than Outback... like a smaller bar that serves good food, or a mom and pop restaurant that has outdoor eating. You don't need to go expensive, either. There's one Greek place in my neighborhood that's 9 bucks a head and a french restaurant next to it that's $150 a plate. Of course, not every place has choices like this (Corpus Christi only had Snoopy's, everythying else was commercial). In towns like San Antonio, Houston or Philadelphia, where I've lived... Outback is someplace you take the kids or you go for a corporate shin-dig. Get away from the strip malls for a change and do something a bit less suburban! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Sorry I was talking to one of my employees whilst I was typing... my bad (edited).

My friend Christina who was my cow-irker in my last job went to All Stars with our department (tittie club in SAtown)... omg she was out of control!!! Girls safe to dance for? Not always!

It's Kitty's Birthday. Let's all pray That someday We'll all be 29 All our live-long days She is a Sexy Mama--There IS no doubt... That one flick of her manicured nails, She will wipe you OUT! *hugz*

Hey girl!!! How you doin?!?!!? I've been trying to call ya and wish ya hellos and how-you-durrin's but never got nuthin but a machine! Whazazzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?!? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Ooo that would be interesting.... hijack Demo anyone? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Ok. So the newspapers here are predicting one million people are going to crawl out of the woodwork and jam up over 1/4 of Center City for this Live 8 thing. I looked at the roster of stars and almost all the ones I wanna see are going to be playing in London (and Bjork in Tokyo) I'm sort of torn... I could stay in my apartment and watch it on my projector TV... but then again all the action will be literally 4 blocks away from my building; I could go sweat it out with the mass of people and watch hip hop artists and be surrounded by NO BEER. I can't even take my car out and go anywhere because I'm virtually guaranteed not to have my monthly parking space by the time I get back for the fireworks on the 4th of July. Every bar and club and restaurant is gonna be jam packed... arg! Maybe I should invest in some earplugs and just chug Nyquil all this weekend.

I'm listning to Voltaire and Beethoven on shoutcast.com Been had my head in source code for the last month. Relaxes me.

At WFFC I saw quite a few tits, and some cocks get flashed at pilots (skydivers will try anything they have on their possession to get more alti ) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

You answered "yes" to 59 of 100 questions, making you 41.0% autosexually pure (59.0% autosexually corrupt); that is, you are 41.0% pure in the autosex domain (you have 59.0% masturbation addict in you). ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I just shaved my head a few weeks back. I do it every summer. Last year I had it colored instead which was a bit freaky. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

My user name is self-descriptive. Then again, my nekkid pictures are on this site, so I guess there isn't a need to self-describe any more. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

If the job is for an technical position... there will be a lot of "rules" you would expect to break on an interview.. I landed my job solely because I was confrontational ("why did you design the system this way instead of X which is the industry standard practice?"), etc. I landed the job SOLELY because I wasn't placid and actually showed that I had a brain (and I wasn't a "yes man"). ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I like it. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Some people can't seperate lust from love... and some people who think they're in love are really just lusting for each other. It's complicated. What time does is remove all that fogginess and reveal what your relationship is truly all about. That's probably why so many people break up after being together for only a few years. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

There is a chance of rain all through the weekend in Philadelphia, which includes CrossKeys (18 minutes from here) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Percent impurity: 56 Percent purity: 44 Explanation: You answered "yes" to 56 of 100 questions, making you 56% Sex100 (44% non-Sex100); that is, you are 56% in the sex domain (your purity is 44%). ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Living in the city sure can be challenging for us country mice But I'm used to it know. Living inside the loop in Chicago is probably just as hectic and hellish as living in Center City, Philadelphia.... so I know what you're going through. Just look on the bright side... on the weekends you don't have to sit in the car for an hour and fight for parking... you live next to all the action!

Ummm.. that didnt happen to be when you were at my house and sharing a bed with Casie, did it? OMG..... T M I And why haven't y'all been calling me anymore when you and Casie share the bed together? HMMM? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.