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Ok, I had put myself out on the monsterboard to get out of a really bad commute and to escape a boss that has Turret's syndrome. So I wait a few weeks. Deal with a lot of loser contracting companies that call for lowball 1099 contracts or insanely low wage rates. Philadelphia is not a cheap place to work. If you are single you need about $50,000 minimum to afford a 1-bedroom apartment or you'd better be shacking up with somebody that has money. Anyway, I have now started to notice a trend that's sorta funny: a lot of I/T headhunters have outsourced their HR staff to H1-B visa workers! I had the last 4 consulting agencies call me trying to get me to work for them, but the "Engrish" of the HR guys was so bad I couldn't understand the terms, get through their technical interviews, or even figure out what exactly they were looking for in the job applicant or what the position entailed! I have worked with H1-B visa Indians and Pakistanis before on projects, but to have the headhunter agencies even outsource job screening to people with poor "Engrish" skills is simply just insulting. Sheer madness! In other news, Al Queda is targeting soft targets in Bangalore, where most of the overseas outsourcing is going to. If GWB ain't doing something to stop the madness, at least Al Queda is. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Dude, that EXACT same thing happened to me. Halfway through the memorbilia I could tell what was up. Of course, this same person decided to ring me up every other day during the holidays to try to see if I "had any plans." Yup, I got plans. They're just not with you. Have a mery F- Christmas in New Jersey!

-on the LIRR (Long Island Railroad). Had to stop by the time the train reached Jamaica, but some people saw it at 3 different stations along the way -waiting in the drive-thru at Wendy's -hood of the mustang I'm MUCH more tame now. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

LMAO!!!!! Just do us a favor and DONT post the video...m'kay?? I don't have to post the video, Vivid Video owns it. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

It usually gets on the webca.... er... ok I think I use MySpace too much. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I'm using Linux. It took me a while to remember how to use The GIMP. I forgot about that circa 1996 100KB attachment lmit. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Last one for tonight

I want the catholic school snackbox and lunchpail. That would be awesome to pack a DZ lunch in. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

You know that's what I had my bar rename one very cool drink (Red-Headed Slut). Jesus Juice - One to two parts Jagermeister - One part Peach Shnapps - Cranberry Juice to taste Serve freezling cold. When mixed correctly, you cannot taste the Jager at all. It's very sweet, but you won't remember drinking it 4 hours later.... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

and... the Blight? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I'm being looney today ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

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173lbs/whatever the pornkitties weigh after sweating for an hour/whatever the pornkitties weigh after they've been drinking lager for 4 hours ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Hhahaha! Sleepyheads ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Skydivers have the best dogs. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

The porn kitties made me. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Notice how those halloween dog pictures always got the green eyes

Ok. Been a LONG time (almost a year?) since I posted last. *whew* Had to call Al-Anon and get a reprieve from the post whoring. PSYCHE! Ok, here's my new Italian Greyhound. His name is Max. Say hi Max!

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!ehcadaeh a em gnivig si tsop siht ni ffuts eht daer ot gniyrt ...wonk uoy ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Well, sorta. WWE wrestler John Cena was signing autographs next door at the Mitchell and Ness store, which is adjacent to my building... for some new rap CD thing he's recording. Now if ya look like this, do you think anybody is gonna take him seriously as a rapper? Eminem wannabee. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

That's right. I'm chic. I'm classy. I'm fabulous. Did I also mention I'm available? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Ok, we all know the famous "Cattle Car" company. The news is now saying their profit has jumped 41%. I can only see why. They opened up in Pittsburgh and Philadelphia, and are RAPING US Airways. A round trip ticket to Pitts from Phila used to cost over $400 on USAir, now it's less than $100. My goodness! And comparing employees to employees, USAir's workers seem less than enthusiastic about helping you... I know some ticket counter employees first names on Southwest, and they won't give me an attitute if I go on standby. I wonder why they're doing so well. Hmmmmph. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Philadelphia's got the best cheesesteaks

Go have coffee with him or lunch, find out what's up. You're in dating mode anyway, no big deal. If he turns out to be a weirdo just cut it short... you're late for your colonic appointment or something. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.