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Ok, I had the rat tail thing goin on when I was young and stupid. But jesus.... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Good one!!! What's Clay's shirt size, let's mail him one ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Oh and one I have used before in an elevator in NYC... Honey... darling... LOVING the perfume.... MUST you marinate in it??? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I had this game with an ex-coworker. We'd find an awesome one liner and then HAD to use it in an executive meeting, no matter how stupid it was, in the middle of conversation and LOOK SERIOUS. Another coworker kept point tallys for a) offensiveness and b) shock value. Some of my winning ones: 1) I'm too much MANTHRAX for you, baby. (around the time the anthrax letters were going out) 2) Bend over baby and show me your CHOCOLATE STAR. (big winner ) 3) There's too much blood in my caffiene system. 4) Sorry, so-and-so isn't here, she be in the methodone clinic. Try next week. 5) AX YO MOMMA I TELL HER 'HOW SHE DURRIN' (SQL is always good) 6) Yes sir, we're revamping the software code. We are currently in the "desuckification" phase in the project. 7) You can't make a baby in one month by impregnating nine women; believe you me, I have tried. Oh wait... ugh don't read into that. 8) This sucks, like big hairy goat nads. 9) Ok, you want me to predict when we'll get done---if Miss Cleo could predict the future, then why did she go out of business? Didn't she see it coming? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

When I when to Yellowstone Natn'l Park last year I had Shawn Hennety (sp?) and a bunch of other politico commentary CDs. Needless to say, they were my 70 year old father's... and I had to listen to them all the way from SAN ANTONIO TX to the fu--in NW corner of Wyoming. UGH. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Ok, I saw this conversation shirt on MADTV and I cannot find it anywhere. Stephanie Weir wore it on a Dysfunctional Jeapordy! sketch that made me laugh out two whiskey shots I did... I swear. This shirt would look good on any skydiva or guy, straight or gay. It had this kitty cat (attached) in a heart vignette... plain background, but in big letters it said over the chest: PUSSY LOVER I want that shirt! Can someone make one? I'm trying to get t-shirthell to make one.

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What? AD and myself post in there from time to time. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Yeah, that I look like my avatar. Lionel Ritchie, that's me. Just ask chaoskitty Excuse me, stewardess... I SPEAK JIVE ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Lucky for you skydiving boys have their egos bruised all the time and enjoy it, like BSDM.

No comb over here, but I shave my head at random now and then (and yes I have a full head of hair... when I haven't used the Wal-Mart clippers) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I just say that I go camping. Any conversation that had henceforth been interesting turns into "Oh, I really want to do that sometime...it must be scary...what happens if you forget to pull the ripcord?" I don't even answer the questions anymore. I just refer people to dz.com.

The Victoria Secret thread is awfully thin on pictures... Quick, someone post some man porn. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

You could say it's sad or it's poetic justice... but if you is fugly... chile as long as that wallet is fat and green you are the most handsomest bachelor around. I love watching the bald men in their BMW convertibles driving the Schulkyll freeway to/fro work. That car isn't gonna give him his hair back; but there are plenty of shallow women who'll happily jump in the passenger seat like flies on crap! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Okay people, the Gilded Age is over. It went out in the 1910s. And the altruism? Please. Volunteering at the soup kitchen isn't going to make ya any more desirable--this article is talking about altrism in the form of "I'm rich enough to have a foundation named after me/my family" or "yes, we raise money for needy kids at our cocktail party in the Hamptons every summer..." I would rather have a someone in my life who admires my pastimes and who I am than a fucking golddigger. Sorry for the language, I've just had way too many golddiggers ruin my family and don't care for them--not one bit. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Details here. I'm aghast!. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Same here. I think I weigh the same (165, I need to check it again

Having seen some friends go down that road and been at enough parties to actually see the "transformation", I can tell you the easiest way to discern what they're on by their appearance. Drug Cocaine - functioning coke addicts are always buzzed, they can't sleep for long periods of time and get quite thin from their high heart rate and develop sunken eyes and huge eye bags from sleeplessness. Also their hair thins out and begins to lose color Meth - popular with poorer whites and gays... it's not hallucinating but it does lower inhibitions--greatly. meth addicts can't sleep and also have no concept of time. someone on meth may call you to go out and not show up, only to appear a day later ready-to-go LSD - is anybody on this anymore? thought it went away with Quaaludes Marijuana - We've all seen people on pot and most of us has tried it at least once. Cheech and Chong

My mom has a dry pantry. Somewhere around junior high my parents had reorganized the dry goods pantry and moved the onion box somewhere where it was less visible and could never find them. So, she bought more and started keeping those in the fridge, and forgot about the ones in the pantry for several months. So we clean out the pantry one day and she leaves that chore to me after she opens the lid to to the box and screams. All I can say is one word: maggots. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

So sad to hear about this; and especially on a nice 4th of July weekend and getting close to Nationals. BSBD ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

What about replying to a thread like this? Oh wait you've seen it you don't have to answer.

Quote Any woman or man caught commiting adultery Anyone preaching or practicing a different religion

Being a recouperating Catholic... it was was somewhat laughable to be told that the rythm method (pulling out early) also fell into this category. So, what if I change my mind half-way through the act and decide not to finish... or the phone rings? I'm going to spend some extra time in Purgatory for that? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Ugh, you don't have to lift a finger and it won't effect you at all if fags get married. Tell me, your income is going to diminish or disappear over it? Unless you happen to live in San Francisco or Provincetown MA, the only likely thing to happen to you is that you'll maybe experience some delay in getting a wedding planner and a florist for YOUR wedding. Now, what about drug users? There a lot of people who are on Medicaid who are drug abusers and we're footing their bills. Their bad lifestyle DOES have an effect on us--we're helping pay for it! Or seniors getting Viagra/Levitra/Cialis on Medicaid? Do we need to be paying for old horny men to get a boner? I could use some of that Medicare money to help pay my bills, thank you. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

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