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Mine: Company wanted me and coworker to go to VS Live! in San Francisco. They booked Continental. Great. I'm in San Antonio, Continental goesn't go anywhere from there but Houston. So, I show up and board to go to Houston so I can fly BACKWARDS to SF. Sit on the plane for 10 minutes... no lights, no engine, no AC. It's getting a bit humid. Stewardesses are running up and down aisles harassing passengers who are yapping on cell phones. I chill out to tunes. 20 more minutes pass. Go to bathroom. Still parked at gate with no power. 15 more minues. The pilot announces over PA that there are instrument problems and they are awaiting parts for replacement. Should not be any more delay. 10 more minutes. Power comes on, then goes off again. 30 more minutes pass. Pilot says parts arrived, but now 2 co-pilot instruments don't agree with what captain's instruments say (not calibrated?) so deplane. 15 minutes back in the gate, I realize that I tossed my booking stub and now have to get a new boarding pass for the substitute flight. I make sure that I have a connection to SF when I get to IAH. Now in Houston, I go over to the connecting flight and it's not there. Guess what, the silly agent put me on standby for an EARLIER flight that had left 30 minutes before I even arrived at IAH. Wait in IAH another TWO HOURS for a connecting flight. By the time I made it to SF, it's already nightfall and I had left at 8 in the morning. Already missed out on a good part of the conference. I probably could have just flown Southwest and expensed the invoice. Never had problems with Southwest in TX...ever. Fun fun. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Michele... "Sheik Yerbouti!" ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

WTH? What the hell are ass dimples? Here we have a lovely example of ass dimples. NSFW sorta. It's just the naked behind of a girl. Ahh I thought ya meant on the cheeks, not above the ass (like this dude). So I guess no ass dimples for me... I just got depressions on either side from muscle and fat loss. And no I'm not posting it y'all already seen me nekkid. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Ass dimples! OMG I wish I had ass dimples. You know what I'm talking about! These are the ones that are just above your ass but below the small of your back. Not fat but dimples.... *sigh* Yeah those are nice... gotta do squats squats and more squats. I got 'em.

The Olson Twins are f-'in ugly. I'm sorry, they are. I saw the skinnier one in a backless dress in Las Vegas on TV. YOU COULD SEE HER BRAIN BEATING. It looked like grizzle clinging onto bone meal. Very ugly. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

That's so true. Kristey Alley even looks nice fat (face it she's fat now... she was curvy 5 years ago but it's fat now). She even admits it.. YO GIRL, I'M FAT! Anna Nicole's almost got her curves back from the days when she used to be a stripper. (C'mon you can't tell me she did that on just Trim Spa... she had a trainer) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Her hair and skin mostly. Every girl I've ever liked a LOT has been a redhead . Maybe it's an Irish thing? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Infantry? Oh man you were railroaded. Shoulda went Medivac. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Of course I hug, and I'll hug anybody!

Very nice cleavage I must say! I bet it's very soft there.

Yes it does. I actually LOVE who I work for right now, but they can't give me the programming work I want to do anymore... so I am doing other advanced tasks for them, which is why I moved to Philadelphia. This job offers me a almost total control over the (hiring) company's software, and it's not just another "write this app for us" or "fix this code," it's re-engineering all the software they've ever written. VERY tantalizing work.. I love projects like that. It's like being an engineer being asked to make minor changes to a bridge and working as an underling in some obscure department... or having someone come to you and tell you "design and build me an amazing suspension bridge." Which one looks better on your resume? So hard to decide... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Thank God I am in Information Technology. I am the epitomy of ANTI-suit. A lot of I/T people feel that people who wear suits are typically brain-dead. I have had to work at places where I made little money and a lot of it went to pay for dry cleaning or lots of cans of Spray-N-Startch b/c of the dress code policy. I could have probably come off better just being a short order cook at McDonalds rather than wasting my few dollars having to rush to the dry cleaners every 3 days. I went on a job interview today in an Armani sweater ($300) and black slacks I got on sale at Target for 12 bucks. I put on some some nice shoes and still looked slick even though I wasn't in a cheap suit or looked like I was headed for a funeral or going to an arraignment hearing. I agree, professional look is always best... unless you are working at Microsoft's campus in Redmond, WA or some place similar to that were there is a "culture" of coming to working looking like a hobo. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

See? Post whoring has advantages. You can transcribe thoughts into printed words really well. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Went to interview for a tech company in Wayne, PA, a suburb of Philadelphia. Job clears $15,000 more than I am making now in base salary (I get stipends from my company every now and then). They wanted to hire me same-day but I told them I would make a decision after I got a formal offer letter in writing. So.... I already make plenty now, have 10 years experience in my field, been on tons of programming projects from mainframes to PCs, dealing with insurance, healthcare and government. This firm seems... well desperate to hire me, which makes me think I could probably negotiate for more. Do any of you think that's wise? Should I just shut up and take it? The company is looking for someone with my level of expertise, they don't want to deal with an H1-B visa applicant (Indian), and is willing to pull 70+hrs a week and work 90% on site and 10% at home. Seems fair enough. Thoughts? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Exactly. I read a thing in Men's Health (guy's version of Cosmo) about "what to wear" when dating. The first thing it jumps to is about the watch and the shoes. I already have expensive shoes, I wear them to work. But... I don't date people at work, period. Did that once and it was a BAD mistake. So, the rest of the time I'm in sneakers or construction boots (snow/ice). Now... these rags are all full of watch and cologne ads. Hmmm. Makes me wonder. And a watch? I can afford to buy a Cartier or a Rolex if I want to... but why bother? I hate them. And in Center City walking around with one of those is SURE to get you harassed twice as much for spare change or cigarettes Pfft. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

My company has a dress code policy with pictures. Sweaters are on the "DO WEAR" list for women... but it has a picture of a HOT HOT redhead wearing a VERY TIGHT wool sweater. My coworkers and my VP saw it after it was posted and we were "YES MA'AM THAT IS DEFINATELY ACCEPTABLE!!!" ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I do same thing I was fat for a good 7-8 years, sometimes wear tight shirts and I still do that. When I was losing weight I also had to keep pulling up my fat jeans to keep them from falling off my @$$ ... too much trouble! I wonder if women think muscular guys /w suspenders are sexy.. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

It's funny how things change. 150 years ago it was heavier people who were getting all the play, because most people assumed (if they were dressed well) that if you were overweight somewhat but had nice imported clothes you probably had oodles of money... and that was much more popular than being fit. You know... some guys still think like that. How many times have you been driving and seen an older balding guy with designer shades driving a really expensive convertible with no passenger? I bet too many times to count. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I like boobies, and MissKriss is right... gotta find a good doctor if you're gonna do it. If you jump up and they don't jiggle (if they look like they're supposed to) then my eyes quickly move on. I like nice perky REAL Bs. Anything over a C and I lose interest.

Interesting proposition. If I was asked to work out only to "look more attractive," I would feel really insulted and probably ashamed, and also think the person asking was pretty shallow. I used to be heavy. Six years ago I was 6' 235lbs 42"w. I'm now 159lbs 30"w (31" if I eat a cheesesteak

Oy vey. I'm leaving my mug as Lionel. Too many people already know what I look like. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

OK, for that shit I'm wishing down a HURRICANE for FL and more rainstorms for Cali. HA! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I'll advertise Levitra. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

I saved it and beat off to it all the time. Oooh sexy!! OMFG Sunny.... you are evil

The storm is still kicking up in Philadelphia, Boston is finally out of the worst of it... just added another 3" on top of the 12" I already got here and it's was moving towards New York City last time I checked. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.