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It is true. Just had to go tell the whole fucking world didnt you.

At first I thought you were going to say you had a penis in your ass, but after rereading the thread title I quickly realized that wouldn't have qualified.

What does this mean?

Did your package show up yet?

Photoshopped!! Photoshop Proof Here

Just fucking great, do you realize the adverse effect this is going to have on prices? Fuck, no way will we be able to afford the strippers and the blow this weekend. Tell your nephew thanks for nothin!

Wow, I think my vagina just got wet. Can you do that again?

Gay. Next.

You ever tried speed dating?

Jesus Christ. Space travel yesterday, electric car today. What the fuck is it going to be tomorrow? Hey guys, check out this new solar powered can opener?

Briguy - is that you?

Fixed it for ya. It was better my way now leave it the fuck alone.

"Dropzone.com, where you too can be a dork"

Not really.

No he didn't. No you weren't No it wasn't No it isn't

I know of a Chinese restaurant in Channelview that likes cats.

Kick it a couple of times. Wait a day or two and kick it some more. If it continues to come back to you then it was meant to be. If it doesn't come back, then simply find another animal to kick.

When the bouncers tell you not to touch, THEY MEAN IT! Like you would know!! Don't they allow groping and package handling in gay strip bars?

pussy...try getting tasered, maced and kicked in the nuts all at once, then you'll have something to bitch about

edited to say: I thought I could help ya, but sorry bud. I cant.

On your way... go to Thailand and rescue Kel.

Fuck noooo. I aint no dummy.

I wasnt ignoring you, I've been busy. What can I do for you?

Fine. But if thats the case you need to suggest another thread that I can make fun of.