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  1. simply requesting I burn you a copy via PM does no good unless you provide your address also.
  2. So I received a copy of Chicks with Dicks, the best of; for hannakuh this year. Oddly enough I find it most intriguing, quite erotic and very sensually soothing. I now understand why DVD players come with slow motion and pause features.
  3. They probably didn't help did they?
  4. I wish you a merry Christmas and hope for the best for you! Thank you kind sir. Holy fuck, they let you out of the choad hole?
  5. I wish you a merry Christmas and hope for the best for you! Thank you kind sir.
  6. How in the hell am I supposed to enjoy this time of year? Would it be wrong if I beat santa silly in front of a mall full of kids? I wish somebody would start a rent-a-friend business, it would come in really handy this time of year. Some vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers.
  7. Now I am not referring to other sub par moderators, I am talking about the fucking superstars we have right here on dz.com.
  8. funks

    irrational fears

    Fear of reading another one of your threads. Oh wait, that would actually be a rational fear. Nevermind.
  9. funks

    Going to Mexico

    Awesome cocaine there. None of the chopped up shit you find here in the states.
  10. funks

    RAPE ME

    Just do what the typical average female would do and agree to have the work done. This way you are not upsetting the automotive industry's ability to rip off a chick.
  11. Project got canned. Everyone laid off. It's fucking terrible. Run for the hills and save yourself.
  12. Watching paint dry would be more fun.
  13. Are you just a regular mama or are you a MILF kind of mama?
  14. I'd probably get banned Wendy W. Not before Mama.
  15. funks

    Thank you..

    alright dammit...enough with the stupid ideas.
  16. funks

    Thank you..

    No. Funks is the only other owner.
  17. Lunch was 3 hours ago. Get with the picture.
  18. Holy hell you fuckers are just as bad as the people you are bitching about over on that other site. Do you really care what they think about this so called "sport"? btw - skydiving aint a fucking sport Now shut the hell up and somebody post a picture of a naked chick or something, preferrably one of somebodys mom.