funks

You are fucking kidding me right? Please say it aint so.

You still bitchin' about this?

Why the concern? Is that what has become of this world? If someone is not available electronically for more than one day then we start to worry or assume the worst?

So now not only are skydivers the masters of their own universe but we are also masters of what peoples responses should be in the event of a burning building emergency. Jesus Christ people. I wish I was as smart as you fucking brainiacs.

Not sure what he did, But I can tell you what I did.. I carved your name in my arm, Over and Over again. Like mother like son.

What did you do with the remaining 23 hours 59 minutes and 58 seconds left that day?

Small penis?

The guy always fucks the stripper. Always. Regardless of what you are told, one thing is for sure and that is that your man banged the stripper. Now that the cats out of the bag, how about the ladies share a secret about bachelorette parties?

How can I help you?

Microwave it.

Okay, jtval...if you're not going to read the poll then don't waste my time. It was a conversation some of my friends and I were discussing concerning control in the bedroom. I know more positions then you would know what to do with. So don't presume to tell me to get a manual. Go get laid and work on the ones you do know. If I had a vagina it would be dripping wet right now after reading that. You are my kind of woman.

Where is the option for us cockgobblers? For what it's worth, I prefer to pitch, thus usually putting me on top. However, when my partner has had a couple of drinks, he tends to get a little bit rough and generally throws me onto the bed, climbs on top and forces me to catch. I think you can still see the bitemarks in my pillow from our last session.

Yes, it is. Now how the hell am I supposed to get any sleep when rough guys like you are posting on DZ.com instead of saving this country??

Dork.

That my friend can be arranged. Now fork over the fucking money.

No.

There is still time. Delete, delete this thread quickly, it will save you massive amounts of sheer embarrasment for posting such a pointless thread. Those thoughts that are running through your mind right now about wondering whether or not you should have posted this thread are real. You can do something about it. Just delete it man, just delete it.

Since HH sent me that PM stating he was relying on me to clean up the filth around this place. Not my fault he put more trust in me than he did you.

The day I learned what masturbation was. Why oh why did my sister have to leave her door partially cracked as she changed her clothing. I still think she did it on purpose.

Are you fucking mocking me? Is that what you're doing? Well done. Fucker.

Take your filth elsewhere mister. This is a rated PG website. Your trash isn't welcome here.

The answer is 32,573. However that number ususally increases by 16.5 per day (on average). This number is based on pure speculation that the individual has no life.

to what?

Yes but each one of my posts is well thought out and relative to vitally important topics.........like BOOBIES. No. Not really. But you go on thinking that while everyone else continues to laugh at the fact that you actually have 32,000 posts on this website.

I wouldn't know - I've never had sex with a monkey. Hell, with that sexy ass protec, you should be banging females from all sorts of species!