funks

Good thing. You just better watch yourself or you may find yourself taking a break. Got it?

Thanks for reminding me exactly how poor my family is and exactly what we wont be enjoying this holiday season.

start a poll asking which moderator people think has the smallest penis. That got me a very long break just recently.

He started it. Oh wait, no he didnt, I did. Nevermind.

Not at all, if we had embedded images ... oh the horror I could inflict! Dont you have a mirror to be standing in front of with your penis tucked between your legs or something? Oh if this was the other forums I could point out your lonely pathetic life and how you try to sound all big and macho on these forums to make up for your lack of a ball saq. But, alas these are the forums so I can't. You're lucky we can't trully flame each other funks. Because I think there would be way less punks around here. Holy shit, you really do stand in front of the mirror and do that. I'm sorry man, it was just a joke...I didnt know...

Not at all, if we had embedded images ... oh the horror I could inflict! Dont you have a mirror to be standing in front of with your penis tucked between your legs or something?

What is there to debate? Both skydivers and rockclimbers are pussies.

Somebody married you? Come on, now... You're the one in a pissy mood today, not me. Not in a pissy mood, just simply drowning in a sea of sexual retardation.

Whorehouses are illegal. Skydiving isnt. What the fucks your point?

Somebody married you?

No. Actually I am pissed because I caught my penis in my zipper this morning and it took off the top layer of skin. It feels like I have had a migdet giving me an indian burn on my dick all day long. How is that different than any other day? Its different today because Wildcards mom aint here to rub cream on it.

No. Actually I am pissed because I caught my penis in my zipper this morning and it took off the top layer of skin. It feels like I have had a migdet giving me an indian rug burn on my dick all day long.

Isnt this some sort of advertising? Per the forum rules advertising is not allowed. Please remove this post or I will be forced to ask one of the moderators to do it for you. Fuckity Fuck.

Didn't you get banned for linking the log off screen like that already, or with this be the first time for doing THAT?! Yeah right. Nice try trying to frame me. My post had nothing more than a roses are red poem for skymama.

Not the brightest bulb in the bunch are ya?

Roses are red Violets are Blue What a beautiful day Hey Skymama, I love you.

I love you too, but only because your mother does that thing with her tongue.

No. That might make me be nice.

Who gives a shit. Who gives a shit what the media thinks. Who gives a shit what anyone thinks for that matter. Ooh Ooh look at the drama the media creates. That is their fucking job. Sensationalism. Get use to it or move to another planet. It is amazing the drama that is created elsewhere and then perpetuated right here on this site.

Hot and SMART .... what a combination

My mom says this isn't true. I disagree. What do you think?

Buying is simply a matter of how bad you want it. There will always be fucking excuses why not to buy. People would be surprised how easy it can be nowadays to buy a place. Before you know it years are going to go by. That is years worth of equity you are just throwing away. If you can afford rent, then you can afford a mortgage. Find a good loan officer, you will be amazed what they can do. You may not be able to qualify for that fucking castle down the street, but you can most likely qualify for something and at least that way you are building equity towards the future for when you are ready to buy that bigger house. Or, you can just continue to pay off your landlords mortgage and help him with building his equity.

Why the fuck are you people renting??? You might as well just fucking flush your money down the toilet, you'll get exactly the same return on it in doing so. Seriously. Unless you are always mobile, renting is fucking stupid.

Responding to your own thread in order to draw attention to it doesnt work. I try it all the time.