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I touch myself as often as possible. Lately it seems as though no other form of sex can compete nor compare with my ability to make mad passionate love to myself. And I must say, I am pretty damn good at it.

Dude..what the fuck does it matter? If you think you have advice to offer, than fucking offer it. What is the fucking point of drilling her on whether or not she dropped the handles? Glad you're alive babe

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I know my place in society, and I accept it. Begging is generally my only chance of getting what I want.

I beg to differ. Your work has only just begun.

We have become a group of sensitive politically correct do-gooders.

Are you talkin to me?

Why is she a whore? When a guy does it with two women he is not a whore. I think in this case the term "whore" was being used in a very loving and endearing kind of way.

Now that is the kinda chick one should be proud bringing home to momma!

Intentional. Can't really avoid the accidental contact, especially as mentioned earlier during the dp process.

Dude...that is fucking awesome. Membrane

...of a threesome. Acceptable or not? I personally try to remain on one end or the other in order to ensure there is no contact (besides the high fives that are mandatory during said act).

Your 3rd nipple and 2 inch uncut penis already managed to do that.

Now, we both know I am incapable of doing that. we all know that. Hello pot, meet kettle.

Where should I deposit my load?

Word.

Really?

Will you be able to pull your penis out of my wife in time to meet this woman?

Shut your pie hole you fucking king size pussy. Oh don't even get me started on yourbitch ass. Your momma still picking my pubes off her chin?

Shut your pie hole you fucking king size pussy.

I will party in his pants any day of the week.

I'll do it for you next time i see him.

Thats a pretty fucking stupid rule you got there. But then again, I was just voted biggest idiot in the world in another thread so what the fuck do I know.

How about one of you bending over with your nutsack exposed for the world to see? Per Turtles request via PM

Fuck the temperatures outside, how hot is it going to be inside your panties this weekend.