funks

To put it in laymans terms, what do you do after you bust your nut?

masturbation is a great way to pass the time.

Tried to pop my hemmorhoid prior to knowing that they cant be popped.

All you fucking clowns with the Go fuck yourself PM's can go fuck yourselves.

I was just told this 2 1/2 minutes ago. I then realized I have been told this many times in my life. Question is, to appease the requester how in fact would one go about honoring such a request? __________________________________________________ *This sigline has been hand typed because I apparently suck*

You all are a bunch of pussies...who cares about the fucking repercussions...We are talking about a piece of ass right? Ass is to be acquired at any cost!!!

Did you at least pick up the tab and pay for the both of you two? (that would have been the right thing to do) After all, he did say he hoped you had a great time so he was obviously concerned for your well being.

bwahahahahha. seriously, get an eating disorder. Weak dude, very weak. All this time away and you come back even less creative than before you left? What is the purpose of even returning? Very disappointed in you cupcake.

Hey stud. Where the fuck have you been? I bet you have been having sex with all kinds of hot chicks haven't ya? How about sharing some details?

but I like the way you fuck me

Taking lessons from the school of Krisanne arent ya?

Now that is just plain cruel. Hello open wound, meet salt.

You may wanna pick better friends because they obviously suck at stirring pots.

What the fuck people? You bunch of fucking cupcakes. It is Friday for christs sake!!!! Even mr fucking original, turtleboy, has been forced to post a "fun with thread titles" thread. All of you go stand in the fucking corner right now. You should be utterly ashamed of yourselves. Pussy, Vagina, Cunt, Tits, Boobs, Ass, Dick, Cock, Orgasm, Fuck, Beer. There, I feel much fucking better now.

Just remember next time you try to teabag my mother i'll figure out a way to slap a malpractice lawsuit against your ass.

Happy bday baby!

I personally enjoy a fresh jar of mayonnaise myself.

No, that would be a wildcard451.

One of the best new kids on the block songs EVER! Or for the cool people in the know, NKOTB. They make my penis tingle.

Any track by Hatebreed, Children of Bodom, Slayer, Nailbomb, Cannibal Corpse, etc would work wonders for the mix.

I agree

I do. Care to help me out?

You must have my mom confused with orangejumpers mom, cause my mom always takes her teeth out before performing her duties...her customers have told me it makes for quite the pleasurable experience.

I can always depend on my main man JC.

Ya know. You have now crossed the fucking line. Trying to claim my mom doesnt pay up when she owes money is just fucking wrong. If she said she would pay you then she will fucking pay you.