funks

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  1. I wont after someone gets their hands on me.
  2. Good call. The original post has been edited accordingly.
  3. Got the hook up for 6 hours. They wouldnt even supply lube for an epic event such as this. Cheap bastards!
  4. So - Liz . . . where do you want to start filming? And will we be starting out with a single or double anal pentration scene?
  5. Speak for yourself.
  6. You should stick with the original. Apparently the sequel is being filmed in Adams Morgan.
  7. Shut your pie holes fuckers. I am going to teabag both of your mothers.
  8. i dated a girl whose ob/gyn was dr. payne No you didnt.
  9. Where are my avatar posting privelages when i need them.....Dammit all to hell
  10. Yeah, but the fun game now is figuring out who I am . I LOVE YOU BRANDON! Its a damn good thing my avatar posting privelages are still revoked
  11. Like this means much coming from mr fucking king camera whore himself. And you think that was an accident when my knee introduced itself to your lip huh?
  12. Yes, I felt movement in my pants too. Glad it wasnt just me It was cool meeting you too dude...what a fucking awesome weekend...Cross keys is a freakin awesome DZ...Cant wait to drag my ass back there!!!!
  13. Any sign of an attachment and its game on missy. You keep this up and I just might stop smacking your ass in that oh so special way that you enjoy.
  14. hahahah, I could easily see him being called Axel when he was a kid. Alright big spoon. I think its about time you got back to licking my balls.
  15. funks

    Fisting

    Fuck, I dont know..did we? How about ass to mouth blowjobs, have we covered that yet?
  16. funks

    Fisting

    I was told it would cost $50 extra, damn her. I'm curious, any ladies out there partake in this activity?
  17. Send briguy a pm and ask him how his previous girlfriends have handled the situation.
  18. Is there any way for a guy to come out of this situation without his balls being handed to him on a platter?
  19. Very close to a nipple slip..! But not close enough
  20. The 28 people before you today got away with it so let 'er rip
  21. Except for the fuckers on the other coast, you have a couple hours left to promote your dorkiness.