funks

Hey fucker, the only thing i suck at is putting a condom on properly. I really hope the blood test works out in your favor. ps....congrats by the way

Fuck yeah, now we're talking. Anarchy here we come!

So much nicey nice, political correctness, brown nosing, ass kissing, and all that other crap that comes along with this type of behavior. Is this any sort of example to set for all the newbies? What the fuck happened to skydivers being rude, obnoxious, perverted and generally just downright fucking nasty? All you fucking cupcakes better snap out of it and get back to business. Spice it up bitches! I feel so alone. Will somebody hug me?

Just shirtless, you bastard. Rob has very nice nipples. When those little fuckers get erect watch out!

By vivacious do you mean insanely good looking with hot gooey sexuality oozing from every pore in his body? In summary, basically the coolest dude on this planet? If so, it may be best if this so called "vivacious" dz.commer step aside in order to give this other dz.commer a fair chance.

Ever partake in this event? Boy, I never will again, the back of my head is so damn sore. For those of you not in the know, a definition is provided below along with an attached diagram of said act. Donkey Punch (verb) During doggystyle sexual activity, the man punches his partner as hard as he can in the back of the noggin right before he reaches climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. The man then holds on for the best orgasm of his life. _______________________________________________ This sigline has been handwritten because I suck.

Splooge. 1. n. a projectile sublingual penile secretion in the form of a white warm gooey substance, usually stimulated by a hand job, blow job, or insertion, sometimes involuntary (premature) often controlled and used as a sly way of cumming on someone. 2. v. the act of projecting sublingual penile secretion on to someone 1. Baby, it's not cum...it's splooge. 2. Mary's ass was covered with what looked like a white gooey substance. Mary thought maybe Billy was leaking, but little did she know that Billy had in fact suffered a premature ejaculation on her ass.

What the fuck was nate doing on a tuna boat?

I didnt wipe that well this morning and now my ass itches. Fuck.

Yes. And the fucker told me I wasnt right. Said something about my mother not providing me the love I needed. Who the hell do you think I am planning on teabagging.

I've got some payback to give this weekend and just want to make sure I do it properly.

Funks. Walt Always with the Funks. Always.

Ahhhh...so captain morgan is the magic ingredient? When did you say she was coming to VA?

I'm in.

Never met ya but enjoyed the chats on pm. Hope you're in a better place now. Fucking unbelievable. I dont know what to say.

Sweet. I'll tell Gigi to do the same for me.

Perhaps you should take this over to the masturbation thread?

Why put off the inevitable? Take your pick and just do it.

go to enterprise, rent a car, head north about 1500 miles and come see us at skydive orange in virginia.

Uh huh. Sure. You probably couldnt get your lips wrapped around it fast enough could ya. Tell the truth fucker.

how about a circle jerk?

I was threatened with that. What did he stick you with?

Guilty on all counts.

Because I have learned my lesson and will do my best to behave.

It would really be nice if my sig line privileges were also returned after my services were rendered.