funks

She'll probably get pissed at me for posting this for the whole world to see but fuck it, such a momentus occasion should be shared.

On a good day I can get about 4.5 inches out of him

Yes maam. I will behave. Probably the only way to get wildcard to behave is to give him a little vacation. That fucker just doesn't listen to anyone anymore. Personally I think this forum would be better off without him for a little while.

One thing is for sure, a guy like you enjoys penis at any age.

When was the last time you washed your anal plug? Or do you keep that over at your boyfriends place?

Sometimes I reach down my pants and thank the almighty one for thinking of me when he was handing out penises. The image of a mighty oak comes to mind. Other times I reach down there and its as if the average newborn baby could give me a run for my money. I generally grope myself multiple times throughout the course of a day, so the above information takes into consideration different times of the day, temperatures, and other pertinent pieces of info that went into formulating this concern. I am at a loss for words to explain this inconsistency in my manhood. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.

anal sex is fun.

Hey boss... Can I have my avatar privelages back? I promise to be good.

You are welcome. Just remember, the little soldiers are NOT for sticking up your ass.

Maybe my hoochie doll can ride with you, as long as you dont try any monkey business on the way up

There would be room for 4 in my truck. With two of you in the smaller back seat, but you can switch off. As of this moment I would have: Me, you, and funks I do believe. If GTA wanted to ride I will keep that spot reserved for him for the moment. Where the fuck is the blow up love doll gonna sit? I aint leaving home without her!

Only one way to find out

Hahahahahaha. Me, GTA, and Weege. I got room for one more in my truck I do believe. Hummmmm......

Gone. Long gone. Much like my avatar privelages

who? me?

Honestly dude. It sucks. And since you just registered here today and your only post is to advertise your sucky website that fact actually makes it suck even more.

blah blah blah.....

As if I could do this without your cooperation and assistance.

If you bring up my momma again I'm gonna kick your ass.

Your a very very bad man

I make the rules around here...you understand me? edited to add: I'm so gonna get my ass kicked

remember ..this ship aint going down alone

I am a sexy bitch aint I?