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Dont worry. I'll take care of them.

You are post whoring in your own thread. What the fuck do you think you are doing?

Of course not. For future reference of said "other person" please see attachment.

Dont forget about their infamous song titled "Girls" Girls - all I really want is girls And in the morning it's girls Cause in the evening it's girls I like the way that they walk And it's chill to hear them talk And I can always make them smile From White Castle to the Nile Back in the day There was this girl around the way She liked by home-piece M.C.A. He said he would not give her play I asked him, "Please?" - he said, "You may." Her pants were tight and that's ok If she would dance - I would D.J. We took a walk down to the bay I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!" I asked her out - she said, "No way!" I should've probably guess their gay So I broke North with no delay I heard she moved real far away That was two years ago this May I seen her just the other day Jackin' Mike D. to my dismay Girls - to do the dishes Girls - to clean up my room Girls - to do the laundry Girls - and in the bathroom Girls - that's all I really want is girls Two at a time - I want girls With new wave hairdos - I want girls I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls,girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

Fuck, guess I need to break out my bag of lame insults since I can no longer use the clever ones.

Don't you struggle on a daily basis with being you? Why would anyone else in their right mind want to become you?

You can't. It's best if you just off yourself now and get it over with.

Pleeeaaasssseee say it aint so. You really voted for me right?

Usually its your mothers face that comes to mind. I dont blame you dude, my moms smokin hot!

No? Betcha will now.

what about the elephantitis on your balls??? It is not actually elephantitis, though people do generally assume that because my testicles are so large.

My herpes stayed in remission.

I could use 50 bucks right about now.

You know, theres other things you can do to get the price down also.

Yeah, your message was pretty clear when you sprayed me with that shit.

Hate to tell you this dude but the best way to build a strong immune system is to subject the kid to germs, not hide him from them.

Does being maced count?

Will you spank me if I do? Will you spank me if I do? Sure. I will also place my nuts on your chin if you would like me to.

Go stand in the fucking corner and dont ever let it happen again! Do you understand me?

Got an email inviting me to one next time I am down in tijuana. Never been to one, what can I expect?

Eat my ass.

With your vast penis handling experience I am quite sure you could fill him in on the ins and outs of the penis.

My mom says I'm special.

Well for christs sake. If you are really that drunk would ya post a damn picture of your boobies already?

This is simple. I am the perfect combination of them all. If anyone doubts this simply ask wildcards mom, she will agree.