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Will you two fuckers get a room already?

Wow. I'll ease up on banging your momma, it's quite obvious that it is taking away from the home schooling you should be receiving.

He can't get in any more trouble for pictures posted on this site than i could for banging your mom on a daily basis. btw - she fucking rocks!

No need for us to be told, you have made it pretty damn obvious. Now where the fuck are the naked pictures?

Discussion topics: 1. Do you swallow? 2. Do you enjoy Anal? 3. Do you enjoy lesbian group sex? 4. Do you have photos of yourself taking part in any of the above said events? If so, it is manadatory that they are posted. 5. Do you have any naked self portraits? If so, it is also mandatory to post these. 6. What is your breast size? 7. How large is your ass? 8. Shaven or unshaven? 9. Ever make love to a farm animal? If the answer is no, then why not? 10. Do you know what the term Bukkake means? 11. Which coin most closely resembles the size of your areolas? This is a good start.

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So then why would you open something if you weren't sure what it was? Is it because you trust this site and everyone on it so much that if it doesnt say NSFW than it must be SFW? Sounds kind of fucking foolish to me.

You bunch of fucking cry babies. If you dont know what the fuck it is then dont open it. If you do open it dont start fucking crying about it being something you shouldnt have opened. JUST DONT FUCKING OPEN IT. For gods sakes people, quit being such fucking pussies.

You are a very naughty little girl.

Wow!! Juicy! Wet too. and quite tight

Wow!! Juicy!

Thats not what one of the pm's I received said. Something about you and Billvon on a hot sweaty night.

Serves you gamblers right. Internet gambling is a thorn in societies side. I for one think the world is a much better place now.

According to a pm i received, there aint no one around here falsely accused of anything.

In order for me to better entertain myself, I am in need of your assistance. All this drama shit around here can get somewhat convoluted. Therefore, for entertainment purposes only I am trying to gather the following information to be stored at a later date in a central location: 1. A list of who has had sex with who 2. A list of who has fucked over who 3. A list of who has slept with who's mother 4. A list of who has had sex with who's boyfriend / girlfriend 5. A list of who has kicked who's ass 6. A list of who has ripped off who This should be a good start. If you think of any other vital information to share please feel free to add it to the list. Otherwise, I will be eagerly awaiting everyones responses.

Your crack ho momma thinks your wrong.

Now if I can just get you to leave promptly afterwards. Leave a bigger tip! Didn't you once tell me its not the size of the tip but the length of the shaft?

Have you booked your tickets to the Rainbow boogie yet? You said that you wanted them really bad - so I transferred them to you. Hey fuckers, this thread has a very specific topic. Who the fuck do you guys think you are bringing this hijacking shit into my thread?

Finally someone voted for my hairy ass!!! Please come forward so I can deliver the goods.

Those would be the unmedicated trolls you are referring too.

Well?

Making fun of my wifes handicaps now eh? Thats fucked up, really fucked up!

I didnt know gay marriages were legal in Florida?

Funks is my hero!!!! Walt Fuck. Definitely time to off myself now.

If you are going to ask for advice over the internet you may want to reconsider existing as a human being.