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True story - girl texts me on Sunday night, says she wants a late dinner at a restaurant across the street from my house. It's like 13 degrees, but she's wearing a short skirt, no panties, full makeup, basically fuck-me outfit. By the time she drove 30 minutes to get to my house, the restaurant closes (Sunday night), so she picks me up in her car, and I direct her to a different restaurant six blocks from my house - takes 2 minutes to get there. We're looking for a parking spot, and I see she got a text message. She then tells me she needs to end our "date" because she just got a text from another guy that just flew in from London, and he wants to see her right then and there. So, she drives me six blocks back to my house and drops me off. Keeps apologizing, and asking me if this is OK? I say no. She says she feels bad. I say she should. Then she asks if its OK again. I say, why do you keep asking me if it's OK, it's not OK, but you're not going to change your mind. Then she tells me she wants to hook me up with her girlfriend. I say, look, you gotta go meet your other boyfriend, so I'm outta here. She didn't even have the decency to lie to me and say there was some emergency with her parents or kids or something. Just blatantly tells me that there's this other guy she wants to fuck, and so drops me off after driving me around the block for five minutes. Shortest date of my life. True story. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Someone needs to make shoes that have a football shape, so you spin the things and get some accuracy. These stories will garner more attention when the shoe actually makes contact with the intended victim. Bush - Whiff! Ahmadinejad - Whiff! It honestly makes the leaders look more nimble and athletic when they effectively dodge. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Question was posed "name one country that offers its citizens the amount of freedom we enjoy in the USA." Answer was given with seven countries that enjoy more freedom, per a report from a website that may be questioned as to it's methods of calculation. But still a reasonably valid answer to a specific question. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

You want cheap flights, deal with it. If you don't like it, rent a private jet. Kids don't understand how to behave, and parents spend years teaching them, just like they spent years teaching you to wipe your butt. Say thanks to your mom and dad - it was a shitty job. You don't want kids, great! But don't go all Nazi on everyone and say they can't intrude on your tiny little airline seat space or audio ambiance. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

What type of plane was it? Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

All right, you convinced me to get one BTW - I appreciate your writeup in parachutist about the wingsuit flybys. It's a tough call to make, but I think it's the correct one. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Do they have a kid version? Because right now, I have a bunch of drawing paper, covered with tape, which is also all over the carpet, banister, and princess tent. Will it choke on colored pencils? (I got rid of the crayons over a year ago). Also, will it pick up glitter from clothes and teen-pop-star branded makeup? Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

The cop's defense will probably be along the lines of "I was just doing what I was ordered to do." Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

To be fair, the first video involved a couple of plastic toys as well. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

I've owned two iPhones, four Blackberries and two androids. I currently use a Droid 3, and a Samsung tablet (also android). I no longer own iPhones or Blackberries. Go with either iPhone or Android. Whichever one you choose should be a matter of how you like the feel and use of the device. Verizon stores have both, so you can play with them in the store. In my opinion, both are good. Do not go with Blackberry - they've fallen way behind the curve. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

More like bad luck. The Russians successfully landed 10 vehicles on Venus, something the US has not done at all (discounting one probe from the Pioneer Venus 2). Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Previous games earned Tebow a reputation as not being able to handle pressure. It was a logical defensive call, but the defenses haven't been able to respond to Denver's changing tactic to the running game. In a few more weeks, they'll figure out a better defense. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

There's no good answer for everyone. For me, I respect people that are good to me and I hope they give me the same respect. I would tell her, based solely on the fact that she was good to me. However, logically, you are in a no-win position. Even if you tell her, it's not like she can "quietly" start looking around for a replacement, and quietly have them shadow you at work to see how you do your job. For her to get a replacement for you, she has to tell her company. Then they will fire you. All it does is hurt her, as your manager. She has no way to ease into a replacement for you. You should try to get her a job at your new company. The company she's at won't last long if they treat their people like that. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbCY_yRWOc Nice reference Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Forget dz.com! Tell us how YOU have been

On a Toshiba? Yes! If it was Dell, I would say throw that crap out. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

This song? I call it "Lick My Love Pump". Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Have a great day, LD! Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

As Ivan likes to say ... REPOST! Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Fuck this shit. Teach your son kung fu. He will be so well rooted, the other kid will think he hit a brick wall. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

When the flat-screens came out, it was time to finally end that practice. Girls kept complaining about how hard it was to balance on there. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Great name! Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Looks a little light to me. He may have to put on some weights to stay in formation. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

These must be "metric" feet. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Dude is hung like an anaconda. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD