jceman 1 #26 May 29, 2004 Quote"Only 23 more payments... and she's ALL mine!" New looking bumper sticker on the back of a rusted out 70 something dodge van. On a cow-orker's Mercury Lynx with a dented front bumper and hood -- "So Many Pedestrians, So Little Time!" Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #27 May 30, 2004 What if the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyAnderson 0 #28 May 30, 2004 "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun" On a real southern redneck's pickup in Memphis TN. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beej 0 #29 May 30, 2004 My mum is a born again christian, so when i saw this bumper sticker, I had to buy it and mail it to her: "JESUS loves you - everyone else thinks your an asshole" She wasn't impressed.. ---------------------------------------------------- If the shit fits - wear it (blues brothers)-- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #30 May 30, 2004 "I love animals.....they're delicious!"skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornishChris 5 #31 May 30, 2004 "Don't follow me, or you'll end up at my house" CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #32 May 30, 2004 I used to have~ "Sky Divers are Good... ...To the Last Drop!" On my jeep back in San Diego... Actually have had people get out in heavy traffic, and take a picture of it! Saw one today... "Stop honking! I'm reloading!!" on the other side he had~ "Driver carries less than 20 dollars worth of ammunition" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #33 May 30, 2004 "Sex is like oxygen, it doesn't matter till you're not getting any" "If the vans a rocking, it could be your daughter"<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gulaz 1 #34 May 31, 2004 Not a bumper sticker, but I was at the DZ this weekend, went into town and the waitress at the restaurant told us the best joke... "What did 1 saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?" "If we dont get some support soon, someone will think we're nuts!" Hahaha... yeah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipro101 0 #35 May 31, 2004 http://www.wreckedexotics.com/pranks/bumper_stickers.html haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipro101 0 #36 May 31, 2004 Honk if the kids fall out. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. So many stupid people, So few comets. Ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free. Suck. It. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flailchick 0 #37 May 31, 2004 My favorites: "My kid beat up your honor student..." "Visualize Whirled Peas" "Save a tree, wipe your butt on a spotted owl..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #38 May 31, 2004 QuoteI used to have~ "Sky Divers are Good... ...To the Last Drop!" On my jeep back in San Diego... Actually have had people get out in heavy traffic, and take a picture of it! My sister gave me a license plate holder that said that, back in '91 when I had done like three jumps! (I barely felt that I had the experience to justify having it on my car but I left it on for a long while.) I guess it's time to put it back on my car, but I like my "FLY" one that's on there currently, too. I guess I'll have to rotate them. As far as stickers, on my old car, I had "Frisbee Disc changed my life," and "Protect Freedom" (an NRA election-slogan sticker). I have a bunch of stickers that I like but I don't want to put them on the bumper of my new-ish car. These are others I have: "Choose Death" (looks like the old "Choose Life" stickers) "Got Brains?" "FUCK being politically correct!" "If you freedom, you own a gun" "Everyone should own a gun and know how to use it" "Fear the government that fears your gun" "If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns" "China has gun control" "Where has a gun law reduced crime??" Some I've seen and liked: "Zero to 60 in fifteen minutes" "You toucha this car, I breaka you face" "I'm not speeding: I'm flying low" --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uncaged 0 #39 May 31, 2004 Hung like Einstein, Smart as a horse... When the going gets weird, The weird turn pro... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #40 May 31, 2004 Hey there "SKI" Did ya hear that the Polish Pope performed a miracle? Yup! Took a guy that was both Deaf And Dumb... and by simply poking him with a couple of fingers... Made him Blind! (Smile Jeff.....I'm one TOO!) ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jahk 0 #41 June 1, 2004 My 2 favorites: "Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move." "I know it's hot in Hell, but is it humid?" Judith ________________________________________________Imelda Marcos just wanted some cute shoes that didn't make her feet hurt. Why's that so hard to understand? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigbearfng 16 #42 June 1, 2004 Save a tree....wipe your ass with a spotted owl. (this one was popular out west...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skystorm 0 #43 June 1, 2004 Wiping tears and breathing... Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #44 June 1, 2004 "You lost. Get over it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #45 June 1, 2004 QuoteMy bumper sticker says: D.A.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating My 16 yo daughter hates it, but people constantly make comments about it. D.D.A.M - Drunk Drivers Against Mothers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malfunction 0 #46 June 1, 2004 On the back of a Pinto: "Caution, may spontaneously combust." and "Keep back 500 feet in case of explosion." (Anyone who knows about Pintos would get the irony) The best one I ever saw: "Busch/Quail '92. My kind of party." (In support of NRA). I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #47 June 1, 2004 For the front liscense plate 3M - 3T18 That way you see it in your rear view mirror.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #48 June 1, 2004 Were you in 29 Palms? "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #49 June 1, 2004 I like the good ol' fashioned "Horn not working, watch for finger" Used to have "Line dancing: See what happens when cousins breed" but it fell off a couple weeks ago. *sniffle* That spotted owl one is great Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygazer 0 #50 June 1, 2004 I have: MY BORDER COLLIE IS SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT Gets me the evil eye from the minivan Moms_______________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
