jceman

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  1. jceman

    Stolen gear? Look on eBay!

    What day is it, people?Quote Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  2. Known for 13 years, we lived in the same neighborhood since 2nd grade; Dated for 2 years and 10 months, first date was Homecoming our senior year of high school; We have been married for 47 years and 5 months. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  3. jceman

    #1 Movie

    Olivier's Hamlet
  4. jceman

    Labiaplasty?

    Both polls are invalid. There is not entry for Boobies. This IS The Bonfire, after all. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  5. jceman

    Amazing Rocket Launch

    there, fixed it for ya - it's not rocket surgery to clickify, ya know. ETA - It's even less rocket surgery to make sure you're not reposting something. You seem to have a lot to learn, young grasshopper. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  6. jceman

    Wing Suiter Meets His Maker (JOKE)

    This is the Repost Police! Drop the mouse and come out with your hands up; no one's going to hurt you. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  7. jceman

    New Intrusive Ad

    Still getting the nasty BMW ad on my desktop. IE9/Win 7. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  8. jceman

    Plan C "Red Beans & Ripcords" by the pool!

    No shit. That'd be a good book. Yup! Where can I reserve my copy? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  9. jceman

    Official NHL 2013-14 thread!

    Did you see Melrose's take on the game? He looked both stunned and impressed with the Wings' play. Sure did enjoy the game; even it it hadn't been for Pavel's amazing goal, we thought it was an exciting, riveting one to watch. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  10. jceman

    Fearless Freddie

    From about 3/4 of the way down; "Ottley, the founder, died eight years ago. Young spoke at his memorial, and he told the story of the raccoon. Ottley never reprimanded Fearless Freddie for the damage to the plane. In fact, Ottley paid the entire $8,000 bill without asking questions." Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  11. Jaeger schnitzel with spaetzle, beets and applesauce. Asked TLML is she wanted to go out or if she'd let me cook. She chose the second option, fortunately W-D had some beautiful veal cutlets on sale this morning. Was tasty, even if I say so meself. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  12. jceman

    Good Night pa....

    That's number 3. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  13. That's rough lisa. It's always hard to lose a furkid, but especially so when they have been a part of your life for so long.
  14. jceman

    Vibes for SkyBytch

    Lisa isn't gonna like me doing this, but I must! From her post on FB this morning -- "I woke up, made coffee, turned on puter and then the next thing I knew I was in an ambulance and the nice man told me I'd had a seizure. This is gonna suck - no driving, riding, skating, jumping, or pretty much anything fun until this gets figured out. " This came out of the blue and is all I know right now. Lisa and Keith are two great people. Hell, they're probably taking this better than I am!
  15. jceman

    Student Research Project!!!

    No. Google. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?