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Happy Birthday, we share one. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

There's been a few posts about pick up lines.. Here's a few comebacks.. *************************************** MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a sl*t. ****************************************** Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: There's no need to get on your knees and s*ck me off just yet. ****************************************** Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done sh*gging you in the back of my car, I don't give a sh*t where you go. ****************************************** Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: That explains the moustache then! ****************************************** Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised. Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your a***. ****************************************** Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been sh*gged. (OOPS... OUCH... ) ****************************************** Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: I'd rather eat glass. Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants. ****************************************** Man: You're pretty... Woman: P*ss off. Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty f***'n ugly. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Congrats René!!! I've know René for 10 years now and it's been his dream to start skydiving. Finally we can welcome him to the skies. Blue skies!! Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

My fiancé had a compression facture on L2, had an operation to correct it and now has a backbone of steel.. It's been 9 months and he sometimes still complains about "feeling" the pins and screws. He'll only be cleared for jumping again sometime from December on. He had a bad landing. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Congrats Squeak!! Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Good Luck Girl!! I'm sending vibes to help you find something soon. >>>>>>

It sure is one of the orcs from LOTR. To be more spesific it's from Fellowship of the rings, where they fight in the woods right at the end.... Yeah, I'm a LOTR fan... Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Congrats Girl!!!! Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

MANY HAPPY RETURNS Hope you had a wonderful time in Spain. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Johannesburg Skydiving Club. Check out their site: www.jsc.co.za And Wonderboom: www.skydivextreme.co.za Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

The Namibian Desert Boogie is taking place again from 28 December to 4 January 2006. www.desertboogie2005.iwarp.com The site is a bit slow, but if you experience any difficulties, PM me and I'll get back to you. Jump the Desert!! Blues Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Luckily we don't have a piccie of that, huh? So when are you coming to Nam? Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

NIOCE... howzit? Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"

Well, as the Rev pointed out... But I'll see Simon over the weekend, give him your message. Blues Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!"