skymama 35 #226 September 1, 2009 Quotenewenough.com has sale every now and again look for them. They fit great and breath. Those wouldn't do a thing for my ass.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #227 September 1, 2009 QuoteQuoteMods are people too Are not. Were . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #228 September 1, 2009 turtlespeed, that was funny! I don't know man I think that there are many an athletic girls out there who pass the basic Shah Test (can I get my arms around her?). Well there were when I was dating and having fun. Now that I'm married and having less fun, I still see girls that pass the Shah Test. I'm sure girls have a girl test. I'm sure there are many girls who don't like guys with shaved heads, or prefer their men to be a little bit more toned and riped. And I'm ok with that. Now back on topic. Do you think this would work for a dude? Say a guy like me? I should try it! Maybe if I look sad (not that hard) I could get some cash to cover a few jumps! But would I make more money if I had a pimp? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #229 September 1, 2009 QuoteAre not. Don't tell any more of our secrets.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #230 September 1, 2009 Quote QuoteI gotta back him up-whats the line between prejudice and preference? Quote Shah - Run . . . he thinks you are Ralffers . . . Get rid of any pillows you have, and run! I said "back him up" not "break him down" QuoteMy personal bent is girls with dark hair and brown eyes. QuoteWell - at least this week is is Girls again. Don't start feeling all relieved, I didn't say human Quoteno matter what type of girl he likes, he's still going to go home alone and beat his dick like it owes him money. QuoteBut he's an engineer - I mean - PLEASE - how hard could he hit anyway? Being an engineer, he's probably storing up a lot of sexual frustration-with focus, probably fairly hardYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #231 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote newenough.com has sale every now and again look for them. They fit great and breath. Those wouldn't do a thing for my ass. I know no one but me will say this - even though we are all THINKING it . . . but I can think of a couple of thing in that department . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #232 September 1, 2009 QuoteThose wouldn't do a thing for my ass. BM Pantz. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,400 #233 September 1, 2009 >>They fit great and breathe. >Those wouldn't do a thing for my ass. But apparently would help your lungs! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #234 September 1, 2009 QuoteQuotenewenough.com has sale every now and again look for them. They fit great and breath. Those wouldn't do a thing for my ass. Safety or looks? This one looks ok http://www.newenough.com/browse/view_product_images/1026Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #235 September 1, 2009 Quote I may be a Southerner, but generally I do wear pants and shoes when I go outside. That's alright.. We will git you all proper trained sooner or later. Shoes and/or Pants are Not required if you are just coming outside to bring me a Beer and a Sammich. Otherwise I cant really think of much of a reason for you to be outside the house anyway (Well unless it is go git more sammich Fixins and/or Beer). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #236 September 1, 2009 Ah, the memories. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #237 September 1, 2009 QuoteDon't tell any more of our secrets. Hmmm... that gives me an idea. I need to come up with enough money to pay for two more years of college - college ain't cheap, y'know, and I don't want to earn the wrath of those extra-moral folks who did it all on their own without grants or loans or money from mom and dad. I don't have the looks to pimp myself out on the internet, but did I spend more than five years as a moderator on dropzone.com. Consequently, I know things. Things that you want to know. So send me a bunch of money and I'll tell you the things that the green ones don't want you to ever find out about. For the right amount of money, I might even be able to find pictures! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmless 0 #238 September 1, 2009 Women aren't allowed to wear shoes... so they can stand closer to the sink. It also encourages them walk more instead of being on their knees where it better for cleaning things. "Damn you Gravity, you win again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #239 September 1, 2009 Do you take paypal? TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #240 September 1, 2009 Ok so back on topic, since I was the only nice one to have posted, is it a dude pretending to be a chick on line or are we talking transition of some sorts? Just thinking it's a small community, what 31k skydivers in all, and to be GLTG in such a small community could be a little difficult if just one person decides to be rude or inconsiderate. But I have to say, of all the communities I do know of and associate with you guys have to be one of the most open and good natured that I've had the pleasure of knowing. Now who wants to send me money so I can buy equipment such as an Ultima (sp?) Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #241 September 1, 2009 Don't worry I am sure there are quite a few guys that will offer to help you out with some cash, but bring baby wipes and condoms. Seriously, you had obviously not thought this one through. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #242 September 1, 2009 Quote Do you take paypal? Negative. Certified cheque or Western Union only. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #243 September 1, 2009 Quote Nothing is worse than loosing ones ass on the street. Thankfully, I wouldn't know...God that's disturbing to even think about...It's good of you to let us know you have a loose ass though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #244 September 1, 2009 Quote Ok so back on topic, since I was the only nice one to have posted, is it a dude pretending to be a chick on line or are we talking transition of some sorts? No one has ever wanted to take a close enough look at Funks to be sure."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #245 September 1, 2009 Quote You know what? Skymama is right we shouldn't let the negative energy affect us - Lets start a fund here for her. maybe I should start this off by start by donating a 50% off wings to her, what do you think? Sounds good, go for itOne Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #246 September 1, 2009 Quote Show us your goods, or get a second job at the shoe store! lol! I was just thinking a simple ad on eBay would be a lot easier than working! I won't comment on the shoe store, and my "goods" are not available for public viewing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #247 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Show us your goods, or get a second job at the shoe store! lol! I was just thinking a simple ad on eBay would be a lot easier than working! I won't comment on the shoe store, and my "goods" are not available for public viewing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #248 September 1, 2009 Ah ha ha!!! This thread has kept me entertained for the past 20 minutes as I read through everyone's comments Seriously, I've had a spectacularly shit day and this just cheered me up - thanks everyone for being so damned funny!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #249 September 1, 2009 Quote Ah ha ha!!! This thread has kept me entertained for the past 20 minutes as I read through everyone's comments Seriously, I've had a spectacularly shit day and this just cheered me up - thanks everyone for being so damned funny!! +1 I wasnt on for maybe 3 hours and I missed all of this! But it's still super entertaining! Kim, you are hilarious!! I only wish I had been around earlier to see all of her (his) comments too!I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #250 September 1, 2009 I'm still confused on the gender issue? How and wher was that discussed? And are any of you sexy well to do ladies willing to donate to the Shah Da Sexy Man Equipment Fund or SDSMEF for short? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
