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Hint: when you see the name "Andy Borowitz" as the author of an article, it is firmly tongue-in-cheek. Try some of his other articles: https://www.newyorker.com/contributors/andy-borowitz

Well, this came out during the 2016 campaign: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/sanders-admits-receiving-free-checking-from-big-banks

But I'll never forgive the Washington Post for burglarizing the Watergate Hotel.

Going from memory here, so the quote may not be word-for-word. "In the 1964 election, I was going to vote for Goldwater. But all my friends were telling me: 'Don't do that!!! If you vote for Goldwater, we'll have war!!!' But I didn't listen to them, and voted for him anyway. And damned if they weren't right; We had war." -- P.J. O'Rourke

Bloomberg had this put up on the Las Vegas strip.

Watching Anderson Cooper shred Blagojevich's bullshit for 11 minutes is just awesome!

You realize that anyone walking up behind him in the shower would be looking at Nixon's face. That tattoo might inadvertently serve a protective function.

You seem to be implying Trump actually watched it. I doubt that. It has subtitles, and that would mean reading. As far as I can tell, Trump never reads anything unless it is on a teleprompter.

Well, he thinks the universe revolves around him, so perhaps he thought the title was directed at him.

And apparently, Putin has decided on his choice for the Democratic primaries: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/21/us/politics/bernie-sanders-russia.html

All over the news today. Let me help you: https://www.google.com/search?q=trump+purge&oq=trump+purge&aqs=chrome..69i57.3647j0j3&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

The opening scene was for sure, (at least for us young males).

I recently learned the author of those words became a US citizen just a month ago.