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Hi guys I need help and was wondering if there are any Lawyers on here that would be willing to help me. I would really appreciate it if you could PM me. The state involved is Florida. Thank you very much.

Definitely fly into Steward. It's by far the closest and it's a pretty decent airport. Cab ride to the Ranch is about $35 but if you call ahead you might get lucky and somebody can pick you up. If you can't, fly into Albany (and send me a PM, depending on the day I'll pick you up and give you a ride to the Ranch). It's about 80 min from the Ranch. I would try to avoid to fly into LGA or JFK as the drive sucks and the tolls are reddiculously expensive.

Hi guys, thanks for all the help! I got hooked up by PM and will let you guys know how it went! Thanks Stephan

Gllideangle, I think you misunderstand irony

I'm about 185lbs and I can do the PLF they teach in a FJC so I suppose that's a no. One of the many things I will need to get good instructions on. Well I currently don't have access to any gear which is why I posted this thread to get some ideas as of where to find some. Would a T-10 be a good choice?

Thanks for all the advice guys! I actually would like to jump a complete vintage rig with belly mount. If I already pound into the ground, I at least want to get the full experience I will definitely take somebody up to help me spot as the landing Area of the Ranch is fairly small and there are trees all around it and I really don't wanna hit any of them.

Yeah that was one of the other problems I had. I need somebody to show me how to really spot (I can square spot pretty well but there are lots of trees at the ranch) and do all EP's. I'll talk to Yellow Andrei as soon as I see him again. I talked to Marius and he said that he jumped the round he has and it's actually steerable and doesn't land too bad. Thanks!

Hehe yeah I was expecting the same but never the less I laughed my ass off!

I think I've talked to most of them. Ralph the Beast still has a bunch of stuff but his reputation in combination with his limp and the fact that pretty much everything he owns can kill you in at least 6 different ways makes me a slight bit careful about taking him up on his offer to take an old SL rig and make it free fall friendly Yellow Andrei is supposed to still have a round but I haven't seen him in a while. I can't believe I haven't thought about asking Joe Bird yet... Will do that tomorrow. You coming out for some jumps?

Just read this and I'm still having tears from laughing so hard so I decided to share: A ruff and ready playmate BY DAVE BARRY I'm trying to convince my wife that we need a dog. I grew up with dogs, and am comfortable with their ways. If we're visiting someone's home, and I suddenly experience a sensation of humid warmth, and I look down and see that my right arm has disappeared up to the elbow inside the mouth of a dog the size of a medium horse, I am not alarmed. I know that this is simply how a large, friendly dog says: ``Greetings! You have a pleasing salty taste!'' I respond by telling the dog that he is a GOOD BOY and pounding him with hearty blows, blows that would flatten a cat like a hairy pancake, but which only make the dog like me more. He likes me so much that he goes and gets his Special Toy. This is something that used to be a recognizable object -- a stuffed animal, a basketball, a Federal Express driver -- but has long since been converted, through countless hours of hard work on the dog's part, into a random wad of filth. ''GIVE ME THAT!'' I shout, grabbing an end of the Special Toy. This pleases the dog: It confirms his belief that his Special Toy is the most desirable item in the universe, more desirable even than the corpse of a squirrel. For several seconds we fight for this prize, the dog whipping his head side to side like a crazed windshield wiper. Finally, I yank the Special Toy free and hold it aloft. The dog watches it with laser-beam concentration, waiting for me to throw it ... waiting ... waiting ... until finally I cock my arm, and, with a quick motion I ... ... fake a throw. I'm still holding the Special Toy. But WHOOOSH the dog has launched himself across the room, reaching a velocity of 75 miles per hour before WHAM he slams headfirst into the wall at the far end of the room. This stimulates the M&M-size clump of nerve cells that serves as a dog's brain to form a thought: The Special Toy is not here! The dog whirls, sees the toy in my hand and races back across the room. Just as he reaches me, I cock my arm and ... ... fake another throw. WHOOOSH! WHAM! The fake works again! It will always work. I can keep faking throws until the dog has punched a dog-shaped hole completely through the far wall, and the dog will STILL sprint back to me, believing that THIS time I'm going to throw the toy. This is one reason why I love dogs. My wife is less impressed. She fails to see the appeal of an animal that appears to be less intelligent than its own parasites. Oh, I've tried to explain the advantages of having a dog. For example: A DOG IS ALWAYS READY. It doesn't matter for what: Dogs are just ready. If you leave your car window open, the dog will leap into the car and sit there for hours. The dog knows that sometimes the car just starts moving, and you have to be ready! Usually the dog will sit in the driver's seat, in case (You never know!) the dog is called upon to steer. A DOG IS VIGILANT. One time, on a movie set, I watched a small dog walk past a line of six metal light stands. When the dog came to the sixth light stand -- which was EXACTLY the same as the other five light stands -- the dog stopped and began barking furiously at it. Clearly the dog had detected some hostile intent in this particular light stand, something that we humans, with our inferior senses, were not aware of. We humans were thinking: ''What's WRONG with that dog?'' Whereas the light stand was thinking: ``Whew! That was close!'' These are just a couple of examples of the practical benefits provided by dogs. I have tried pointing them out to my wife, but she doesn't see it. This is why, in our house, we have fish. They're nice fish but they're not a whole lot of fun. Although they are excellent drivers.

Hi guys I have been trying to jumps some old vintage gear (rounds) for a while now but am having a hard time to find airworthy gear in combination with somebody that would be willing and knowledgeable enough to teach me how to use it. Living in NY and jumping at the Ranch, any collectors around that could hook me up or is there some kind of a Vintage Boogie somewhere? Thanks!

I just saw an interesting way another forum handles Spammer and Scamer in their Classifieds. In order to be allowed to post a classifieds add, the poster must have: -An Account -Account must be 30 days old -Account must have 30 posts I thought that sounds like a good way to get rid of some of the Scams. Made a Poll out of it to see what you guys think.

After living in the US for over 2 years, I have to say that if you exclude Louisiana then the international society should exclude the US as a giant part of the population are wacked out religious people (I on purpose don't say Christian because I would like to offend all religious people!)

The only thing the bailout is, is a political maneuver. GM will inevitably go down but it would look bad for the politicians if it would right now as unemployment is already skyrocketing. It works for them as it's not like they would have to recoup the wasted money...

How advanced of a suit is it?

Thor!

Is it legal to jump Base containers out of aircraft in Switzerland?

I'll take the bold guess to say that the name you are working on is Typhoon?

HA! You are completely wrong!!! Have you never heard of the prove that science is wrong when the hat got fossilized and then carbon dated to over a Batchschillion years ago?? That proves EVERYTHING!!!

Well in the end the only thing that's important is that our god is better then their good and if they don't believe that, we will have to start invading countries and killing the people that don't believe us. Oh yes and I demand that from now on instead of having "In god we trust" imprinted on the coins, there has to be "In Barney We Trust"! Edited to add: Is there any better way to celebrate my 1000th post then to ridicule morons? I don't think so!

Hm he most certainly would be much cooler then the old dude the christians have... Does he have any special super powers too? And do you get more then 72 virgins?

All the people that choose faith over sciences a.k.a. the truth!

Things like this make me like religion! Without it there would be significantly less ignorant morons I could laugh about!

Well the school girl skirt helped but it only shortened the time I needed to recognize them from 1/10 to 1/15 of a second