Hausse

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  1. I'm a packer and my policy is I ever happen to pack a cut away that is with no doubt my fault (step through) I will pay for their repack, but not for their lost equipment. If they spot themselves so shitty that there is no way of retrieving it, that is not my fault.
  2. This summer USPS "lost" my Cypress that was coming back from it's 8 year. Well, tracking said it got to the post office at the destination but never delivered. I went there three times, the first time fairly friendly and they told me they weren't sure where it was but it would show up soon. Well a week later I got kinda pissey and yelled at one of the clerks and had him search the outgoing mail which didn't yield any results. Came back the next day (when the supervisor was there) and after about half an hour of complaining and yelling at him (who was refusing to search the whole freaking post office) and me refusing to leave without my Cypress, he started searching. Took him about 30 min to take apart the whole office and surprise, surprise he ended up finding it in some weird stack of packages but the best thing was, when he handed it to me he proudly goes: "See, we never loose stuff"...
  3. Yes do what ever body position is needed to hit your riggers car
  4. Well I might as well use all the useless crap I learned in school
  5. The point that the water will be over its potential terminal velocity is mute, as the water will never be in contact with the airflow as the cup will block it. TV is a function of weight versus drag (simplified) and there will be no drag from the wind (assuming that the cup will be held with the opening up). I'm not sure how low the pressure would be in the cup, but I could imagine it starting to boil (high altitude, additionally lower pressure and a warm day combined) or to just get "sucked" out. Sounds like something that we definitely have to try, obviously just to solve the scientific controversy
  6. Just wait till he gets into skydiving it's all gonna be downhill from there
  7. I do. Just because they are supervised, they are still annoying.
  8. It's getting so you can't walk on to a DZ and shout "Hey Asshole!" anymore either..... Yes you can. If it's a PC family-friendly DZ, just shout "Parents! Ear-muffs!" first. Your wrong, if it's a family friendly DZ, you say screw it and come to the Ranch where you can say what ever the fuck pleases you! Edited to add: And spell how ever the fuck you like to
  9. Even a blind chicken sometimes finds the corn
  10. On the subject of the TSO'd Base rig, I assume you are talking about the BASER. Here is the link for more info: http://www.thebaser.com/index.php
  11. How do you figure? You had an idiot for the last 8 years what would prevent the (obviously) retarded part of the public from electing another one?
  12. Awesome! Every DZ should have that disclaimer posted in a prominent place at the DZ, where it's impossible to miss it. We also have an "unsupervised children will be eaten" sign.
  13. Let somebody show you how to shake it right, that will help a lot as it makes the canopy a lot neater to begin with.
  14. Come to the Ranch!!! We don't just have kick ass skydiving, but the party are as awesome!
  15. Well I just ordered myself a brand new canopy that should be here around xmas and I'll do a 5 weeks florida trip, so I guess you could say I do that, yes
  16. Common guys, it's just spitting blood, how could that possibly be serious enough to go to the doctor?!? I say keep jumping until your nose explodes and then start a poll here on DZ.com to see if it's important enough to go to a doctor.
  17. Hehe sorry as I said it was a crazy weekend and the after effects are still lasting
  18. 0:don't really remember but a bunch:1 Craziest weekend ever. Awesome parties. Beer owed for ordering a new canopy!!!
  19. An hour and about half a cow later I feel soooo much better.
  20. Damed you are the second person to mention steak in about 10 min. That's a sign of god I can't ignore. *out to get steak*
  21. Hausse

    Gas Prices.

    I was more thinking about a nice H1 still with full battle armor