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  1. mamajumps

    USPA Nationals can't get coverage, but this can?!

    There is no way in hell my kid's are gonna text at dinner or school! Dumb little twit! +100 My daughter isn't allowed to text at all....
  2. mamajumps

    Happy Birthday VanillaSkyGirl!

    have a super bday!!!!
  3. mamajumps

    Ladies...NEW Contest in town!!!

    Moose Knuckle.... caption cause Camel Toe has a big ugly sister.....
  4. mamajumps

    Things I learned in Florida...a morning ha ha

    Wow....I rea that without a hitch....
  5. mamajumps

    Things I learned in Florida...a morning ha ha

    Why yes sir... I have been to Pahokee Most people there have one stick in their family tree... and it goes straight up.... . . . and Plant City? i knew I'd remember one day. What part of Plant City sounds industrial? It is named that becuase it is the strawberry capital of the US....
  6. mamajumps

    Ladies...NEW Contest in town!!!

    ewwww......
  7. mamajumps

    Tennessee people and other Southerners

    Ive been wondering where the mods have been for this whole thread and why it hasn't been moved yet????
  8. mamajumps

    Things I learned in Florida...a morning ha ha

    Why yes sir... I have been to Pahokee Most people there have one stick in their family tree... and it goes straight up....
  9. mamajumps

    Tennessee people and other Southerners

    ALL HAIL MEDIOCRITY! Lets all do just enough to almost get by, then we can have sopmeone else take care of us for us lest we have to actualy DO for ourselves! Are you turning into a democrat?
  10. mamajumps

    Man-scaping

    hair anywhere below the neck is absolutely disgusting on either sex... I mean seriously... who eats chicken with the feathers???
  11. mamajumps

    So i didnt want to post until i was sure this time.

    There was a time in my life, that I thought "I needed" someone... Im so glad I got beyond that...
  12. mamajumps

    You know you are in Texas when . . .

    A BIT? Are we going for the understatement of the year award here? That's like saying the atlantic is a "bit" like a lake, or the Antarctic get a "bit" chilly in winter. Florida might be made up of a lot of transplants, but at least your not surrounded by a bunch of pompas ass steers and queers that think their state is the "only" state....
  13. mamajumps

    The quest for the Golden Ticket begins..

    That stinks! I hope Simon was not mean to her.....
  14. mamajumps

    The quest for the Golden Ticket begins..

    Major VIBES!!!!!!!! This is so exciting!
  15. mamajumps

    Tattoo gone wrong

    I was gonna ask the same of you.... A pulse is your only requirement right?