Glitch

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  1. [BEER][BEER] Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  2. Sometimes it does... but usually it just means that you don't know what you don't know. Ya know? Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  3. Bullshit..... have you read their new privacy policy? Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  4. Seriously? ...it's a tv commercial. These ladies ain't jumping. Don't believe everything you see on the interwebby. Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  5. Psst.... Chicago is the defacto 'seat of power', or hadn't you heard? Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  6. They look to me to be 'old' civilian rigs... circa early 80's, with what looks like possibly 1 reserve riser (for rounds), the throw out from the leg strap, and the attachment of the 3 ring base ring to the rig. I'd love to see a better view of the containers.... Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  7. Question.... Just how did the US authorities find out about a tweet, from a foreigner, in a foreign land? ...anyone? Someone have an ax to grind w/the couple and "ratted" them out to f'up their vacation? Or is the 'tin foil' crowd more right than wrong? Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  8. ...but will it be available for the Droid? Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  9. Glitch

    greed

    ...can you be a little more specific or provide a little more background? Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  10. PLEASE... If you're jesting, add a disclaimer. If not, get educated on your gear and how a skyhook works. Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  11. Glitch

    Jello Shots

    Seriously? I mean, Seriously? Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  12. Glitch

    Jello Shots

    Near nekked Pirate Hookers holding jello shots w/their tits, on their abs, or balanced on their ass! Please post pics so we can all "carefully consider" the options. Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  13. First of all.... you should have a gear check prior to boarding, from yourself, and from another jumper. Secondly, Nobody will think less of you for asking for a gear check, and if they do then fuck em, they're an asshat. In fact, others would prolly think a little better of you for not endangering yourself or others by getting one. I think it's a good idea to give yourself a gear check, regardless of whether or not you plan on getting one from someone else. As you get more experience, your reliance on someone else will diminish, but I'd be hesitant to say it will completely go away. Why are you boarding a plane with the intent of hurling yourself at the planet, unless you KNOW you and your gear is ready to do so? Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  14. Wifey and I get what we want, when we want it... so Xmas is all about family and the kids.... We tend to low-key the gift thingy anyways on Xmas. ...and we tend to go way overboard on their Birthdays.
  15. Get her in the sack and just before you bust a nut, pull out and start beating off, while telling her that she can get up and leave cause you just found something better! Bonus points if you can time it right and give her a pearl necklace as a parting gift. Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  16. ...and I'd have to choose the Wings. Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  17. It's been available on the Android market place for some time. Works flawlessly too!
  18. There's a dog in that photo??? Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  19. +1 Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  20. One of the rules you should be following, that was written in blood, is that you should not attempt mid-air rigging. Too many have bounced trying.... Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  21. Unless your the DZO. After all, it's his/her ass on the line. I've no problems with a dzo making their dz a mandatory AAD dz. I may not like it, but it's their call. Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  22. Actually, neither my wife nor I have any real reservations to her going, other than it's not us taking her and she'll be on foreign soil. I'm excited for her
  23. Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...
  24. Um, yeah... right. Obviously you don't know me, at all. Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...