jeiber

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  1. Maybe a hunting trip? Ok, maybe not... How about paintball!? Hmmm, not much better... Seriously though, a short cruise (unless he's Navy...)or all inclusive resort might be nice. I wouldn't worry too much about the vacation being perfect, he's probably going to be happy enough just being back with you! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  2. English teachers.... sheesh! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  3. I really enjoy working with low timers when it comes to belly flying. I rarely jump with low-time free flyers, only because of the increased risk. Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  4. Check out www.tshirthell.com. All I can say is... wow.... just wow... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  5. And the same woman wants different things, depending on how she feels at any particular moment! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  6. "So Billy, you ever seen a grown man naked?" and my personal favorite: "I chose a hell of a day to quit amphetamines!" Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  7. Looks great - I want one of those! The tube is pretty cool too, where did you get it? Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  8. Sandpaper tongue and sharp teeth... not an animal I'd consider... ummm.... never mind.... J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  9. I put a 'camera condom' on my PC109 as well, and haven't had any problems. My still camera is another story though... about a month ago, we had a REALLY humid day after some rain, and accidentally went through about 4000' of wet cloud. I had a bunch of frames remaining, so I left the film in until the following weekend. After getting it developed, it appears that the film actually dried and stuck together, and it stopped advancing for the final half of the roll.... Never heard of this, or had it happen before, but it's the only explanation I can come up with after looking at the negatives... Looks like I would have had some pretty cool shots if they weren't all on top of each other... At least the first half of the roll turned out... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  10. Looks like it's a little of both.... http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/whycat.htm Man, cats are weird... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  11. I would LOVE to get a printout of that x-ray! Ha ha! Hmmm. Already saw 17/20... Gonna have to brush up on my powers of pursuasion before I'm back in ATL in a few weeks! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  12. That leaves 5 more, two are accounted for, and I'm guessing a third is a belly ring? Hmmm... I know Julia had a bunch in her ears, but I never actually counted 'em. Wow, 20... that's some pretty serious hardware! Must take a while to get through airport security! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  13. Holy crap! Where in the world is she hiding them all? Oh wait... nevermind... 9 piercings?! Ok, don't know where I was getting the conservative/responsible thing from. Maybe I should rephrased it as liberal, argumentative feminist? Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  14. And I thought it was just me! You've corrupted Julia too??? [sigh] There goes the neigborhood... So Julia, what did you get pierced? My imagination's already working overtime! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  15. Congratulations Darius! Glad to have you as a fellow American!
  16. I did that once. I don't think I looked as hot though... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  17. I was thinking about someone else... does that count? So what if she was asleep... it's not like she knew I was staring at her! Edit: Wow, that even creeps me out just reading it! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  18. I'm working on it.... slight problem with the pilot... he seems to have developed a sudden case of morality once we actually showed up with the cat... Experiment is not over, just delayed.... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  19. It's only a CZ.... give it back and ask for the money! Seriously though, congratulations! It must be nice having someone care about you that much. [puke] Jeff ps- it'll look great in a pawn shop in a couple months! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  20. YES!!!!!! LMAO!!!!! This belongs in the 'Men's Forum'!!!!!! Mind if I repost this? Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  21. We were on LRS training once, and after laying motionless for over twelve hours, staring through scopes, we got to watch a couple going at it. This wasn't at Bragg was it?
  22. Thanks Speedy! Just thought I'd log on and see what's happenin' around the 'ol bonfire before I started with Pokerstars.com. Hey, what can I say, I'm drunk off my ass and home by midnight! On the second thought... screw Texas Hold'em, I'm gonna surf for porn!
  23. What's your number? You could save me a ton of money on 1-900 numbers! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!