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LMAO! That made my day, thanks! Now I just need to find someone to try it on... someone who runs slower than me. Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Ok, I can't stand it anymore.... I have to know.... how to you make their boobs jiggle?!?! I guess I'm a little slow today... I really need a laugh today though. Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Now I'm wondering if a dead cat will always land on it's feet? You know... just in case it slips out of your hands because it's wet. J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Good thing you guys cleared this up, I thought it was real and was getting ready to go drown the neighbors cat, just so I could resuscitate it! J ps- I just wanted to practice saving cats... is that so wrong? Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Yeah, right... that's one of those fantasies that you women contrive from watching all those sappy romance movies... before the date's over, he'd be getting lines like, 'I like you as a friend' or 'you're too nice'. J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Yeah justinb, what tigra said! You sick f#@k! J ps- Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

stripperpole.com [smacks self on forhead] of course! Thanks! J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Probably depends on where you hit him! J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Been there myself once... really sucks. Hang in there though, and try and look at the positives. - You now have the opportunity to find a better, higher paying job, that you would have otherwise missed out on. - You're in a good field of work, and shouldn't have too hard a time finding a new job. - You can learn to pack at your DZ to make a few extra bucks while you're between jobs. You need to learn anyway, right? I know it's scary as hell right now, but I'm sure everything will work out for you. Good luck! Jeff ps- be sure to file for unemployment immediately. It isn't much, but it's better than nothing! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Where can you buy a stripper pole like that? I want one for my house. Not like there's a 'Stripper Supply Catalog', or is there? Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Broad daylight, in a swimming pool while a party was going on all around us. One (really hot) girl figured it out and watched us the whole time. Everyone else was oblivious to it (I think). I'm w/ you Gimp, why stop?! Call me wierd, but the whole thing was kind of a turn on. Don't know if it was the 'riskiness' of it, or the fact that this hottie was watching us and obviously getting really turned on herself. She was smiling and giving me 'looks' the rest of the day. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

That reminds me, I need to wash some socks. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Yeah, yeah, let me guess, if I don't stop I'm going to go blind. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I second that. As he sits in jail, is he thinking about the innocent lives he's ruined? I bet he's thinking about his own future... nothing more. Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

If I had my choice between having sex everyday the rest of my life and jumping every day the rest of my live.... well, anyone want to buy a rig? Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I just called my buddy, and he has a small animal cage he said I can borrow for this experiment. Now I gotta find a stray cat and a pilot that'll take part in this. I'll have someone dump the cat out of the cage while I'm on the step, then I'll chase. I might have to give the cat some weight though... gotta figure out how to rig it though. Tying stuff to it's tail doesn't work - already tried that many times. Then again, the cat might get hurt if we weight it down... hmmm. J ps- yes, I'll post video. Might not be able to get the appropriate people together this weekend, but likely next weekend. This is gonna be great! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Actually, when I was a kid, my friend's family had a few cats, and my friend decided to do some 'experiments'. The first one, we named 'demon drop', after an amusement park ride back in Ohio. My friend would catch the cat by the hind legs as it was trying to run away, swing it back through is legs, and sling it way up in the air. The cat would flip head over tail until it started to come back down, at which point it would get stable, then land on it's feet. The second experiment was how low could we drop it (starting on it's back) and land on it's feet. This was what was really amazing - with only about 2" to fall, the cat was able to twist around and land on it's feet. It was really amazing. Wish I had it on video... hey, wait a minute, my neighbor has a cat!

I think it's time the government look into mandatory castration for extreme cases such as this. This is just sick... A dog? A three year old? I don't see how someone this disturbed could ever be a productive member of society. J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I try to be polite about it though... I only stare when her attention is directed away from me. Just liked I voted... we can't help it. Ladies, it's not meant to be disrespectful, it's just some primal instinct engrained in our DNA. Women have been blessed with beautiful bodies, that's all their is to it. What you see in us men, I'll never know.... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

In a hundred years, when the bodies are decomposed, I wonder if the implants will still be there? On a positive note, I was talking to this Hooters girl last weekend, and doctors told her that her implants probably saved her life in her car wreck! I know, I know, stop poking the bear.... Edit - even more thought provoking, when you die and go to heaven, do you get to keep the boobs? Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

That awesome! You can really launch 'em way up in the air if you hit 'em hard enough! They even squeal when you do it! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Working? Yeah, on beer number 3! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I know everyone in the world has responded to this, but I have to show everyone this picture. These are real... I took the picture. Damn near broke the camera. The girl offered to show them again for more beads, but my buddy told her he'd give her beads if she didn't show them again! The worst part? She had her arms up in the air, so this is as perky as they get.... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I'm just trying to figure out a way to equally measure everyone's 'promiscuity'. I think I'm going to go with: number of years having sex / number of partners Hmmm, now what can we call this? Kelly suggested 'hump loading'! I'll probably start the poll Monday when I get to work. Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

You're an English teacher, eh? I've got a Van Halen song in my head now! I was responding to Kelel's encouragement to start a poll asking how many partners people have had. A 45 year old with 30 partners isn't ridiculous, but an 18 year old with 30 partners... well, I'd raise an eyebrow at that one. Then I'd ask for her phone number! Jeff ps- you mentioned your age earlier. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!