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And you know this how? Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Funny you should bring this up. I just had my first cutaway Saturday. Hop n pop from 3500', line twists, canopy was spinning up faster than I could bicycle, so I chopped it. Reserve was repacked the previous day, so I ended up paying for two reserve repacks, jump ticket, bottle of tequila, and a case of beer. Ended up spending about $150, with one jump to show for it. (I know $150 is worth the alternative, not the point here though). The packer was pretty embaressed, and there were alot of wide eyed students and newbies with his packjobs on their backs, so I just patted him on the shoulder, laughed, and told him that when I find my main, I expect him to pack it again. This was to show onlookers (and the packer) that I was confident in his packjobs, and sometimes things just go wrong. If I had lost my main, then I guess I should have kept a better eye on where it came down! In short, I agree with everyone else.

I was bit by one at Ft. Knox, Kentucky. Got it on the arm. Medics gave me Motrin (imagine that...), and once I got back to civilization, they gave me a steroid cream (I think that's what it was) and just said to keep an eye on it. The blister was nasty when it broke. Then I put antibiotic cream on it. Mine was mostly healed in couple months - I think I got off really easy. I've seen some bites that looked like a gunshot wound, even after 4 months. Unfortunately, I don't think there's a whole lot you can do at the moment, besides keep it clean (very important) and ice it down. It's the follow on infection and dead tissue that can cause problems. I had a scar for a few years following the bite, but it's not really visible anymore. On the other hand, I've seen some REALLY serious scaring from BR bites. Reactions seem to vary significantly. The only good news I can offer, is regarding the bite marks. If the bite marks are 1/4" apart, it may be a different spider. Brown recluses' have pretty small bodies (the ones I've seen anyway). As I recall, my fang marks were about 1/8" apart, but the whole area turned into one pussy blister, just smaller than a dime. Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I'm a dog lover, but I have to agree with you, that there has got to be one of the dumbest dogs on the planet, and it deserves every last quill. If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Damn, I should have kept going with it, maybe I could have worked it and gotten a free massage or packjob! In the bonfire? You obviously haven't read many of my other posts!! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Thought I'd push your buttons with that one! Everyone knows you're a way cool chick! Yes, you did say thanks. I didn't think you'd take my post so seriously! Ooops! Sorry, I threw the smiley's in to try to show it was light hearted, guess it didn't work! See you soon! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

What up Ben! You know Julia too, eh? I dunno, one hot as hell day in Atlanta, she was working her ass off packing, so I thought I'd be nice and buy her a cold water. I didn't even get a 'thanks' out of her! I suppose it was her way of saying, 'don't even think about hitting on me, it's hot out, and I'm pissed off'! Seriously though, she seems pretty cool. From what I hear, she gives great massage's too!

I like my story better, so I'm sticking with it! J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Ok, kind of relevant on how to be an asshole- (author unknown) BALLS vs GUTS We have all heard someone refer to a fellow male as, "Man, he's got guts." Or, perhaps the reference may have been: "That guy has some set of balls on him." We have always wondered what determines if a guy has balls, or if he has guts. While these two examples may not clarify the differences for you, hopefully they will provide some insight as to the difficulty of providing a precise and accurate definition and delineation. Perhaps you cannot have one without the other, and they are one and the same, although anatomically located in different areas of the body. GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next." Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I doubt it! For a while I was thinking my name was, 'Oh my God!' Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Any time you're out, give any and every girl more attention than the one your with. Show more interest in roommates, best friends, sisters, or even mom, right in front of her. Make sure you comment repeatedly about how hot they are. When she's upset about something and wants to talk. Just space out, then interrupt her and ask for sex. Open the door for another girl, and talk to her, while you let the door go and hit your date. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Pffffftt.... ya, ok! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I dreamed about Kelly last night. Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Ok, since lawrocket played the serious card.... check with your company's policy on employee dating. Even if you do date her, be very careful with email, voicemail, etc.. If she goes psycho on you at some point, those emails may get you fired, even if she was receptive at the time. Keep work professional, and you should be ok. Cute little teddy bears sent to her are sure to get coworkers talking, in both your offices. Besides, that'll tell her you're a nice guy, and we all know where nice guy's finish! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Chocolate is an aphrodisiac too! Great idea! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

LMAO! That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! I wonder if anybody got it on video?! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Didn't it just start peeing in the new owners house? Hey, wait a minute... this could be the perfect house warming gift to my ex-girlfriend and her fiance! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Relax dude, it's a joke! I had a cat living with me for years (ex-girlfriend's). I'm a big time dog lover, and if the story were about a dog, I'd be joking about that too! Key word: joke! I joke about putting barb wire in my yard to keep the kids out... People with kids don't freak out, because they know I want kids someday, and I'm just kidding. Yes, this will now be the new, Politically Correct Bonfire! Nobody is allowed to say anything that may offend others! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I can fix the problem alright! I'm with VanillaSkyGirl, if you care about the cat, it seems a little extreme to put it down for that reason. But if you decide to go that route, let me know, I'll save you a vet bill! I'll even give you a copy of the video if you want! J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I love my PC109. There's been quite a bit of previous discussion about them, just do a search. Plenty of info on here. Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Too bad you weren't around for Ying's 'Suicidal Parachutists' argument! For those of you that remember it, forgive me for rekindling that atrocity! The guy 'unformed' had the perfect post to end that thread with though! This thread almost seems like it's headed for the Speaker's Corner! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Ummm, nothing! I'm just jealous that you and Gimp are in 'the club' and I'm not! 'flipper'? I don't get it.... Oh yeah, I'll be in ATL the first week of August, hopefully we can hit the bars again! Thinking about competing in the CPC. Talk to you soon! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Yeah, I know what you mean... it's hard to concentrate with the popping.... Just be careful, you don't want things to get too out of hand! Seriously though, if it's not any better after 5 days, you might want to get it looked at... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Oh, 'sheer greatness'... I thought it said 'sheep greatness'.... Damn... Oh well, Happy Birthday anyway.... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!