bivar 0 #26 January 23, 2003 Quotei guess that would give new meaning to the name "the flying nun" What about SkyNun?---------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #27 January 23, 2003 Wow, I don't even know you and I'm scared shitless Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #28 January 23, 2003 Hang in there sweetie and don't do anything drastic like join a convent. They probably wouldn't let me within a few miles of the place so then I'd never see you, so how could we be evil twins??? Oh, and please don't chang Viking. I really like him the way he is. (Now back off all you killers who want to make that into anything besided exactly what I just said.) -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #29 January 23, 2003 Right! Enough's enough. Who are you and what have you done with the real Lisa?. What happened to the girl who just wanted to settle down and live happily ever after with a battalion of Marines? (OK, not necessarily Marines, any battalion sized group of men). What happened to the girl who changed "Waiting for Mr Right" to "Waiting for Mr RIGHT NOW!!!" If you're serious about a life of selfless devotion and celibacy, you should start by saving small creatures. GO NOW to your nearest liquor store or bar. In one of the bottles there, probably a Tequila bottle, you will see a worm WHICH MAY BE DROWNING!! You MUST SAVE THIS WORM, it is, after all, one of gods creatures. Drink all the Tequila in the bottle. There may be other bottles with worms in. You should attempt to save as many of these worms as you can. At least one per night, every night, until you have saved ALL the worms... Or you're so $hit-faced that the real Lisa re-asserts herself. Perhaps finding a dozen or two heterosexual men to help you save all these worms may also help. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #30 January 23, 2003 Oh My God, I talked to her on the phone. I didn't know she was EEEEEEWWWWWW !! I hope you can't catch it over the phone. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #31 January 23, 2003 Quote two heterosexual men to help you save all these worms may also help If thouse guys want to help thay sure bring their rescue worms,they aint big onse(or they couldnt go into the bothel),they migth need to be breath alive rigth Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #32 January 23, 2003 Quote Oh My God, I talked to her on the phone. I didn't know she was EEEEEEWWWWWW !! I hope you can't catch it over the phone. It's OK mate. What Lisa has isn't a STD (Scary Telephone Disease - what were you thinking). This is a disease which usually only affects females. It's endemic to Southern California, where all the reasonably desirable men over the age of 25 are: 1. Married / relationship. 2. Poofs Don't worry about Lisa either, this disease is generally short-lived, and is usually cured by saving 3 - 5 worms in a suitable (heterosexual male) environment. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #33 January 23, 2003 Hey, Sister Bytch! I'm right there with ya on this whole "sober" bit. Alcohol does me NO GOOD! (This doesn't mean I can't have 1 nice pint of beer with dinner occasionally, right?)There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #34 January 23, 2003 Sober is cool. Celibate is a choice. Good if its your choice. If its everyone elses... that's not so good. Your life should be clear and uncomplicated. Enjoy. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #35 January 23, 2003 I'll be sober with ya. After a long talk with a good friend last night, it was decided i need to stop drinking. Unfortunatley, i am being serious. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #36 January 23, 2003 Ah, I notice you are not talking about celibacy though Sunshine...... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #37 January 23, 2003 QuoteAh, I notice you are not talking about celibacy though Sunshine...... As if i have a choice in the matter. My skyboy is soo far away... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #38 January 23, 2003 I can see it now..Bytch, Sunnyone and I, sober, pent up frustrated at the dz..wearing our black and white jumpsuits...pale and forelorn...there's nothing wrong with being sober. After losing a part of my stomach after that woo-hoo fest katie, kriss and I had, it is a welcome feeling. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #39 January 23, 2003 QuoteReally, I am. Quit laughing, I'm serious! I'm thinking a convent might be my next career move. Sister Bytch. Hmm, that has a ring to it. Lynn has a nice habit you can borrow. Only used once. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #40 January 23, 2003 QuoteWho are you and what have you done with the real Lisa? Goodness! Is it so very unthinkable that I've changed my views on drunkeness and meaningless casual sexual activity? Is the thought of me hiding myself away in a cloister and dedicating my life to selfless sacrifice and spiritual contemplation really all that strange and disheartening? I am a bit taken aback by the fact that many of the finest convents seem to be located in England. Selfless sacrifice and spiritual contemplation are one thing. That bloody English weather is another thing entirely. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #41 January 23, 2003 well, you've got the whole "bloody" speak down..learn a few more like "wanker" and you will be stylin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #42 January 23, 2003 Quote there's nothing wrong with being sober. After losing a part of my stomach after that woo-hoo fest katie, kriss and I had, it is a welcome feeling. Well after discovering the dangers of me+alcohol earlier this week, you know why i gotta stop drinking. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #43 January 23, 2003 Lisa, waking up hungover on the floor alone is not the same thing as sober and celibateSwing and a miss.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #44 January 23, 2003 well...going to bed and waking up without wanting to chew one's arm off isn't too bad either! But then....what do I know? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #45 January 23, 2003 Oh GREAT!!! Now she's going to carry a ruler. The back of her hand was bad enough, now she's armed. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #46 January 23, 2003 Quote Goodness! Is it so very unthinkable that I've changed my views on drunkeness and meaningless casual sexual activity? Err... Yes? Quote Is the thought of me hiding myself away in a cloister and dedicating my life to selfless sacrifice and spiritual contemplation really all that strange and disheartening? Yes! Absolutely! Quote Selfless sacrifice and spiritual contemplation are one thing. That bloody English weather is another thing entirely. That's more like itMike Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #47 January 23, 2003 My sincerest sympathies, Lisa....I know this must be a tough time for you. Can I have your rig ? Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #48 January 23, 2003 People talk about moderation, celibacy, sobriety... I basically support the idea. Celibacy and sobriety should be done in moderation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #49 January 23, 2003 Quote Celibacy and sobriety should be done in moderation. my thoughts exactly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 558 #50 January 23, 2003 Sister Bytch, Congratulations on the sobriety. I have been sober for the last 6 years. As for the celibacy, don't rush it. That whole English convent thing is another issue, especially the bloody English weather. Why do you think so many million English lads joined the Royal Navy and royal Army to risk life and limb at the hands of blood-thirsty heathen savages and risk contracting strange and exotic diseases that English doctors did not even have names for? Because facing blood-thirsty heathens was better than facing English weather. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
