[guys] what do you do with ur junk

[jf951 1]

ok yeah, a pretty personal question but im sure everyone around here can handle it.

after having an extremely traumatic experience on my 7th AFF, getting my rod caught in the leg strap. did it once. wont ever do it again.
now i pull my junk as far out in in front as i can. but it does look a little rediculous.

so what do u guys do with ur junk when ur tightening the leg straps.....besides play with it

Jump more, Bitch less.

[warpedskydiver 0]

I roll it up.

[wolfriverjoe 1,351]

I bring the leg straps most of the way to tight, then just before tightening them all the way, I reach down the front of my pants and lift the package as high as it will go.

If I think of it, I will turn my back to the crowd when I do it, but if I'm in a hurry I just do it.

I've gotten some strange looks from spectators. Not too surprisingly the "grandma" types just look and laugh

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[LisaH 0]

It's what ya gotta do.

I see the female intructors telling the guys, "even though I'm a woman, no need to be embarrassed, adjust your junk."

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[skyrider 0]

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I bring the leg straps most of the way to tight, then just before tightening them all the way, I reach down the front of my pants and lift the package as high as it will go.

If I think of it, I will turn my back to the crowd when I do it, but if I'm in a hurry I just do it.

I've gotten some strange looks from spectators. Not too surprisingly the "grandma" types just look and laugh

Yep....pretty well covers it, one opening onto your nuts, having one trapped, you learn to adjust things properly! If you dont; want to be adjuting and are shy, wear a Jock, so everythings stays put!

[1969912 0]

Chuck Norris slings it over his shoulder.

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[Herky 0]

I use mine to help me stay belly to earth.

[thedude325 0]

happened on my second tandem. never again.

[ifell 0]

I just figured it was an obvious move to make sure nothing would get squeezed in fact even for my first tandem it was quite a concern

[captain1976 0]

I have heard of enlargement techniques but nothing about shrinkage. However after a day of snowmobiling, I know many have wondered where it went. A good icing technique might just work.

I personally won't have that problem as I got short changed when they handed them out.

But if it ever comes to a choice between jumping or not, you may wish to consider a sex change operation.

You live more in the few minutes of skydiving than many people live in their lifetime

[SkyBastard 0]

i put a bollock under each strap, but then i'm into bdsm

Dude #320
"Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid".
DONK!

[jcd11235 0]

Unzipping the fly and letting it all hang out keeps everything out of the way while adjusting legstraps.

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[futuredivot 0]

Put an old style ROL setup on the harness and tuck it there.

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[JohnMitchell 14]

My first jump, gutter gear with no padding any where, the instructor said nothing about getting my junk out of the way. After that 28 ft. cheapo opened, it was a long freakin' 3 minute canopy ride. And forget about getting my knees together for the PLF> Thanks.

Second jump I moved everything up north, out of the way. All of a sudden jumping became a lot more fun. I don't care if it makes a big lump (huge one, really, but I don't want to brag) in the front of my jumpsuit. I ain't into BDSM stuff.

[faulknerwn 37]

We always tell students to make sure their furniture is in the center of the room!

[Amazon 7]

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ok yeah, a pretty personal question but im sure everyone around here can handle it.

after having an extremely traumatic experience on my 7th AFF, getting my rod caught in the leg strap. did it once. wont ever do it again.
now i pull my junk as far out in in front as i can. but it does look a little rediculous.

so what do u guys do with ur junk when ur tightening the leg straps.....besides play with it

Just jump like this guy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMZyGujGxzI

[skyrider 0]

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Chuck Norris slings it over his shoulder.

LOL, I was filming the Tandem Behind Chuck Norris wehn he made his first dive...He was SCARED...held the door for a second, not wanting to go! NOT what I expected to see!

BUT, Refreshing to know he is human!

[SansSuit 1]

One of the first rules of nekkid jumping is to make ABSOLUTELY sure your package can blow in the wind.

Remember! You can always cutaway from a lineover. But you can't cutaway from a nut-under!

Peace,
-Dawson.
http://www.SansSuit.com
The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

[tetra316 0]

When I did tandems I always made sure to tell the guys to make sure "everything was out of the way". Usually got a good laugh and the adjustments were made.

[Squeak 17]

I wear a frefly suit, nut unders only ever happen to me in my rel suits.

Sjuit makers MAKE A POUCH for our jewels

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[gonzalesna 0]

a line over is always better than a ball under...

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[gonzalesna 0]

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Put an old style ROL setup on the harness and tuck it there.

Hell, just jump nekkid... My rig's got the BOC and ROL, but that's where I put my shorts in case I land off the DZ and need to put on some britches

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[airtwardo 6]

so what do u guys do with ur junk when ur tightening the leg straps.....

Wife is a red-head, I haven't seen my junk in years!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

It's fun to watch the guys adjust their junk when they're gearing up.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[Misternatural 0]

>It's fun to watch the guys adjust their junk when they're gearing up.
See we know this - which is why you will see us say "hang on a minute" when people are in a rush to make the load then we take our time and make sure to make lots of noise and pull the pup tent out as far as it will go.

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
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