BillyVance 34 #1 April 24, 2014 So, share your experiences. I've learned over the years which beers to avoid. Honey Brown, Blue Moon Belgian Ale, etc. My current favorite (off topic) is now New Belgium Fat Tire, since it doesn't make my farts smell like a skunk crawled up my ass and died. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 April 24, 2014 OMG, Billy. Seriously?? I have such a weak stomach even reading that title makes my stomach flip. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #3 April 24, 2014 Isn't that going to vary depending upon the individual's gut flora?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 April 24, 2014 quadeIsn't that going to vary depending upon the individual's gut flora? Probably. I would think certain ingredients in the beers would cause foul odors, possibly with certain food combinations. However those two beers I mentioned, ALWAYS made my gas stink no matter what."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #5 April 24, 2014 I say it's the food, not the drink. Dunno. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #6 April 24, 2014 Give me a couple weeks, I have some research to complete. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #7 April 24, 2014 You can't imagine how worse the sound isscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,055 #8 April 24, 2014 It ain't the beer, Billy. It's the pickled eggs, sauerkraut and baked beans ya had for dinner. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #9 April 24, 2014 Weisse beers .. every time (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #10 April 24, 2014 Wait, you can smell? I thought you were...nvmd... Great Divide's Titan IPA does it for me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #11 April 24, 2014 quadeIsn't that going to vary depending upon the individual's gut flora? Maybe I'm mistaken in my thinking as I don't drink beer but as far as I understand it there could be variations between beers. Since the alcohol content isn't high enough to kill the yeast in the beer it should be possible to get some of the yeast from the beer which could then use the carbohydrates from the gut to create co2 (which is the main ingredient of farts) and create differences between beers on how farty they are. But that is based on the assumption that there are beers that have high yeast concentrations.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #12 April 24, 2014 IRON CITY! "It's the pale stale ale with the foam on the bottom." Old Frothingslosh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deisel 35 #13 April 25, 2014 Cononass and Butt-wiper The brave may not live forever, but the timid never live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craddock 0 #14 April 25, 2014 Anything with wheat in it. Summer ales, Winter ales, all your variety of Weiss beers. I personally am very sensitive to wheat as far as flatulence. Oh and a good oatmeal stout. Love the taste but not on a first date! That spot isn't bad at all, the winds were strong and that was the issue! It was just on the downwind side. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #15 April 25, 2014 I don't fart. That's my story, and I sticking to it!lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #16 April 25, 2014 oldwomanc6I don't fart. Do Queffs' count? That's my story, and I sticking to it!I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mx757 4 #17 April 25, 2014 Billy, Farts stink so deaf people like you know somebody farted... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #18 April 25, 2014 Schlitz!"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #19 April 26, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy OMG, Billy. Seriously?? I have such a weak stomach even reading that title makes my stomach flip. Sissy DogI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #20 April 26, 2014 Pickled Elephant Garlic and Heinekin, with a couple of black olives. Oh . . . add eggs and spicy sausage for breakfast . . . and you have yourself a plane emptier.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trafficdiver 8 #21 April 26, 2014 Wostyntje is a Belgian beer brewed with mustard seeds. I assure you the rest of the load will hate you if they find out who did it. http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/322/9749/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #22 April 26, 2014 Shock Top Belgian White wheat ale - extremely gassy but not much of a bouquet. Had a few of those last night and woke up this morning brapping."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 April 27, 2014 ZigZagMarquis If they put real turtle in there - it would work 60% of the time every time.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites