Lastchance

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  1. M*A*S*H I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  2. I'm still laughing at you giving the finger to the cabinet. Sorry Billy. I'm laughing with you not at you. It reminds me of when I stood up under the raised forks of a fork lift. POW. I was down on my knees before I knew it. Iseen stars for several minutes. It left a tender spot on my head that hurt to the touch for a month. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  3. Mom is 68 and would go but she had 3 valves replaced in her heart 7 years ago and has a pacemaker, so her doctor put a big whammy on that idea. My grandmother will turn 96 in Dec. and said if she was just a little younger and if her sciatica didn't bother her so much that she would jump too. She is really quite the character. Completley independant and sharp as a tack. She will tell me a story and say things like "Yes, this happened on june 29th in 1924 and it was 3:00 P.M. and it was partly cloudy and we had hasbrowns, bacon and eggs for breakfast." I reply with "I don't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday." I have to admit I have a pretty cool family.
  4. It was supposed to rain here all day and night but it's beautiful
  5. Banana dipped in crushed plain potato chips. Mmmmm. My grandparents used to slice cheddar cheese on their apple pie. It was actually very good. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  6. You have to poke out your minds eye to erase that. I seen it for the first time last night and hope I don't have the displeasure of catching it again. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  7. >cum dumpster, sperm gurgling whore< That's funny. Here is another one for you. Lice infested, crab infected, cum guzzling, sperm burping gutter slut. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  8. I'll bet it just fine, but I should probably do a taste test for you just to make sure. I wouldn't want to see you hurt yourself. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  9. Nothing I can say can ease your sorrow but I am so very sorry to hear this news. Nothing can ever compare to the loss of a child. My heart and thoughts go out to you and your family. My wife lost her 16 yr old son in a car accident before we were together. I know your pain through her. Our prayers are with you. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  10. Done. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  11. That is one of my all time favorite movie scenes. Classic. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  12. I'm sure you've heard the saying "You don't take a knife to a gun fight." I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  13. I carry a pocket knife but my leatherman is always close by. That's not a knife, this is a knife. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  14. Steak and kidney for me please. I haven't had one since I left England in 1984. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  15. If those are the women I had to choose from, I'd stay drunk for the rest of my life. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  16. You forgot Old Timer. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  17. Normally $18 to 9,000 ft. One time good deal this last weekend, $18 to 12,000. Pulled at 10.500 on both from 12. What a view.
  18. i don't know if you have been following this from the start but I live just over 150 miles from where this peice of shit was caught. It is hard for me to stomach even reading the graphic stuff we have in the local newspaper. This fucking peice of worthless waste of life should die exactly the way his victims, mainly Dylan, did. Slow and painful. It is cut and dried. He is 100% guilty and should die for his crimes. He was already convicted and released for sexual crimes in the past. All the more reason in my book that sexual predators should never ever see the light of day again. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  19. Kinda funny. I was listening to some spectators watching jumpers in the air. One made the comment. "I wonder why they cross their legs, it looks kinda gay." I told her it might look gay but it's comfortable. Oh no. That reminds me of Eddie Murphys' gay Mr. T. Hey Boy. You look mighty cute in them there jeans........... By the way. You have a great name. We Clints have to stick together, there's not to many of us I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  20. When I first started in this sport, I would drive 2 1/2 hrs to just spend the day at the DZ before I even finished my AFF. These were days when it was to windy for me to do my jumps or for whatever reason. The point being is that I just wanted to be as close to the sport as I could, if I was making jumps or not. I would have jumped at the chance to manifest and learn all I could. I couldn't get enough. Take every opportunity you can. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  21. That name came from when I first started jumping. Now I do cross my legs for comfort. I generally don't uncross till final. "Mr. T" is pretty funny, I'll have to tell her you said that I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  22. My wife calls me x man cuz I look like an X under canopy. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  23. I'd jump on the chance to go into space. There are a few things on this rock that I'd still like to see but they would pale in comparison to atrip into space. I'd need a gun though. Just in case the farming doesn't work. I can live on space game or end it for myself instead of starving to death. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  24. Hey! That's my line. I tell people I look pretty good for 60 don't I? To bad I'm only 48. There is not a hair on my head or face that isn't white. When I was 30 I used to say, hey look, I have a white patch in my beard. Now I say hey look. I found a brown hair in my beard. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  25. Cool to hear you say that. Can't get much loyal, faithful, unconditional love out of a diamond. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.