Lastchance

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  1. I put my eye out. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  2. Damn. This was 8 years ago and I get an email telling me I have a response. That's funny right there. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  3. I guess we won't be able to scream about a helmet cutting down our field of vision anymore I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  4. Sold for "Novelty use only". Mhmmm. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  5. I'm also wondering how I'm going to hang on after both of my arms are broken and both shoulders have been dislocated. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  6. So if I wave my arms, I guess I have nothing to worry about. If I flap them hard enough maybe I can just fly. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  7. I did. I don't think it hurt me. They are looking for class A personalities for the job. I am on a Helitack crew. I fly around in a UH-1H Huey helicopter and fight forest fires. The only thing I hear is "Don't Jump!" I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  8. The only 3-D TV's I've seen are in the stores. I know of nobody that has actually bought one. Pretty soon the big fad will be holographic TV projecting the image into your living room. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  9. Been that way here since Monday night. I finally get a break. Fire season is "OFFICIALLY" over. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  10. Brush my teeth, take an Ibuprophen 800 and tell my wife "Good night beautifull." I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  11. Made it a clicky for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SsUa_sWf9A I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  12. A street where I live.. Yer Lost Lane. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  13. I had a slammer once that resulted in a lower igunal hernia. It required surgery. I seen stars on that one. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  14. Tell us how you really feel. You know I was raised to eat what was put in front me as well. That being said, I think I am old enough to decide what I want to eat and what I don't. That's not being picky. It's because I have the choice. On the other hand if I was starving to death, well you get the point. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  15. What does he have to say about 12/21/2012 ? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  16. You are an old fart when you have to come up for a breath while tying your shoes. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  17. I love BOSE. I've had my 501's since 83. I bought them at the BX at RAF Wethersfield, England. Also got ahold of an old pair of 201's. Nothing compares to the 901's though. Lucky dog. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  18. Yes. It is an issue of not paying attention to your jump and instead paying attention to what you're capturing on your video. But don't take my advice, take it from the people on here that have thousands of jumps. This topic has been discussed hundreds of times. I'm not flaming you. Just saying. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  19. Illegal consumption by a minor. Wow. I'm suprised they didn't put you in front of a firing squad. Seriously though, that sucks. I was picked from 45 applicants for a job a couple yrs ago. I was completly honest with them from the very first interview about a 13 year old DUI and was told it would not be a problem. I had not had so much as a parking ticket since. The day before I was to start training I get a call telling me that their HR dept. informed them that they could never hire anybody for the position that had ever had a DUI. In the job description it said no moving violations or DUI's within the last 3 years. When I mentioned that I was told that would be changed in the description immediatly. 13 fucking yrs. I learned my lesson, but that shit follows you forever. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  20. The official crest depicts a spotted cow against a background of snowy mountains, but the inmates’ version featured one of the cow’s spots shaped like a pig in an apparent reference to the pejorative word for police, state police spokeswoman Stephanie Dasaro said. “It dishonors the memory of those past and present members, especially for those who have lost their lives in the line of duty,” Dasaro said. Vermont contracts with correctional facilities employing prisoners to make some print products, including the cruiser decals. Police said someone who works at the print shop changed the emblem from the officially sanctioned design. A police employee noticed the prank on Wednesday and reported it. Police said the 60 door decals would be removed as soon as it was practical. The “source and timing” of the change to the design is under investigation, Dasaro said. “While some may find humor in the decal modifications, the joke unfortunately comes at the expense of the taxpayers,” Police Major Bill Sheets said in a statement. They must be blind. The pig was the first thing I seen. And why are inmates designing decals for police cars? WTF I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  21. 69 I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  22. I'm feeling pretty invincible at this point. Want me to go kick hiss ass for you? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  23. Ow. I'm the same way. I find it very hard to ask for help even when it's readily available. I need to change that. I'm sure glad you were not more seriously hurt. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  24. An old scooter trash riding buddy of mine gave his wife a broom with a kick start on it for her birthday. Yep, that was the beginning of the end. Some women have no sense of humor. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  25. Last night my (our) 8-ball pool team the "Faw Cues" won the City cup championship after 4 days of stressful ups and downs. I am the hinge man on our team, and I am by far not the best player but I can hold my own against anybody in our league. I am usually put up to do the tie breaker match which is the way it went through most of the the session and the tournament. We lost one game in the tournament which put us in the losers bracket, so we had to fight our way back to the winners bracket. After all said and done we were up against the #1 team. Since we lost a game earlier on we had to beat them twice in a row to take first. I beat my opponent in the first round in the rubber match. So here I am again in the final game of the final match for the championship. My opponent has no balls left on the table and I have three. She shoots at the 8 and misses the ball completly giving me ball in hand. The pucker factor in the old sphincter was around eleven. Here was my moment of glory so I grabbed it by the balls and squeezed hard. I ran my three balls off and dropped the 8. Holy shit the feeling I felt when I watched that ball fall was unlike anything I had ever felt. I had just pulled off the win for our team in a fucking nail biting finish and now we are on our way to shoot in the Nationals in Las Vegas. I am in no way whatsoever taking credit for everything for us going to the Nationals. It was a team effort and every single point and every single win by every single member put us there. I just happened to be lucky enough to be the deciding factor. Way to go Faw Cues.