Lastchance

LIFE is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside., totally worn out proclaining, WOW, WHAT A RIDE. Man. You gotta LIVE until you DIE. Take every chance. See all you can see. Do all you can do. When you slow down is when you peter out and fade away. I have tried to live my life to the fullest. Some shit I regret as just wasting time but boy have I had fun along the way. The way I see it is that I have done things in my life that most people only dream about. As far as I'm concerned there is no mid-life crisis. It's just turning another page in your book of life. Rock on with your bad-ass self. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Exactly. When a calender year ends, a new one starts. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I can understand that. It's not the dogs fault and they deserve to eat. Good for you.

I have also offered jobs and always get some lame ass excuse. Not to long ago a friend of mine caught one of the pan handling couples in town at the local casino gambling and drinking the money away that he had given them earlier in the day. Another friend and his wife seen a couple holding the "need money for food" sign outside Wal Mart. She went in and bought them a bag of groceries. When she took it back out to them the woman came unglued on her screaming she didn't want her food. It was all my friend could do to keep his wife from punching the bitch out right there in the parking lot. They may as well hold a sign that says "I will stand here all damn day doing nothing but look pitiful for your hard earned cash". Seen one the other day sitting there talking on a cell phone. Then there are the ones that have a dog. If you can't afford to feed yourself, how do you feed your dog? Gimme a break. Get off your lazy ass and get a job. I'll donate my money to a worthy cause. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Have you ever looked at the statistics of people who die of head injuries in car accidents compared to those in motorcycle accidents? So in the same right shouldn't helmets be mandatory for driving a car? How about riding a horse? Skiing? How about crossing the street? Do you want the government to make it mandatory to wear a helmet while skydiving? I'm tired of hearing this organ donor shit. Where I live we don't have a helmet law. But I own 5 different helmets. Sometimes I wear one and sometimes I don't. It's kinda like the seatbelt law. I don't wear it because I'm told to. I wear it because I am a firm believer in it. It should be my choice. We also do not have to carry mandatory motorcycle insurance. But guess what? I carry a $500,000 policy. So you won't have to pay for my ass when some stupid fuck that has no insurance of his own takes me out on my bike. I'm pretty damn tired of the gov. telling me what's good for me and what's not. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

It's about time. Best news I've heard in a long time. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

John Belushi. Skylab is falling. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAr2HkQr1YM I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Don't take a floor jack to a gun fight. Seriously though, there are some scary people out there. You just don't know what some people are capable of. Manning up and getting out of your car could've got you killed. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I have had the same sheepskin since 1983. It came back from England with me. Pretty comfy till it gets wet. My cat uses it as his bed now. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Oh yea. They would sell. That takes talent. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I started riding with a windshield in 88. I decided it was a pretty good idea when I was stung 8 times in a week. One was a yellow jacket that hit and stung me in the neck and then fell down my inside my shirt and continued to sting me around the old belly button till I was finally able to beat him to death as well as my self. The last one being in the upper lip at 75. The one before that was one that got in my hair and managed to get me at the base of my skull. That rung my bell. It was a bad summer for bees. We have a bike blessing in town today and would like to take my new scoot but unfortunatley we got 6 to 8 inches of snow last night. I've never been a fair weather rider but the older I get the more cautious I get. Futuredivot: 15 hrs is a long time in the saddle. Fatigue causes reaction time to slow considerably. Be safe guy. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Good point. Guilty. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I guess I'm old. I know it doesn't apply anymore. But I didn't know they don't teach it any more. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

It's over. Can we stop seeing and hearing about it now. They've been counting down the micro-seconds for two months now. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Weird. What happened to the rule of I before E except after C? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Mighty technical aren't we? How about he looks very similar to a ficticious species from a late 60's early 70's science fiction television drama called Star Trek. And by the way, I said nothing about Muslims or waterboarding. You did. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Patrick Leroy Holt looks like a Klingon. Or maybe the elephant man. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

We looked at another Ultra Classic that had 94,000. Take care of them, change the oil faithfully, regular maint. They will treat you right. I had a lady friend that hit every state in the continental U.S. Canada and Mexico. This woman put more miles on her ass than any guy I know except her brother. They always made the trips together. She passed away of lung cancer 8 yers ago. RIP Cathy. Her bike (I don't know for sure) but I think it was a Heritage Soft Tail, had way way over 100,000 miles on it. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Best: Jimmy Page, Eric Clapton, Steve Winwood, Bill Wyman, Jeff Beck, Andy Fairweather Lowe. At The Ronnie Lane Appeal for Arms Concert at the Royal Albert Hall In London in 83 or 84. Box seats right above the stage. Prince Charles and Lady Diana were in attendance. Close seconds: Kiss or Alice Cooper for their stage shows. Also Rush and ACDC are very close. Oh yea, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. Shit it's hard to pick the best. They were all good. Oh yea, ZZ Top, all four times. Worst: I love Marshall Tucker Band but in the late 80's sometime I walked out of their show cuz the music sucked and they just didn't seem to give a shit. The wife and I went and seen Elton John last week. 2nd row seats, 20 feet from his Grand Piano. He came on stage and rocked the house for 3 solid hours without a break. I have to say that it was a great show. Up with the best I've seen. Even got to shake the mans hand and got an autograph. I was throughly impressed at how humble the man is. He knows and shows that it is his fans that put him where he is today. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I've been without a bike for 4 yrs now and have really had the itch. The wife and I have our dirtbikes but it's not quite the same. We bought this today. One previous owner. 94 Ultra Classic Electraglide. 56,000 miles. Every option available. Well taken care of it's whole life. Incredible shape. Sure beats the hell out of my 81 FLH. Can you say Geezer Glide? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

A man who understands a woman completely is not a man. Try all you want but you will never figure them out. There is always a curve ball. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Credit card are evil. My opinion is if you have to buy it on credit, other than your home, then you can't afford it. Save for what you want. If you care to, check this out. www.daveramsey.com I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Wow. I'm surprised. I've always said that I like alot of steel around me. That video just changed my mind. My 03 Outback has a 5 star crash rating. I would like to see video of a front end crash with it. Edited to add: Just watched the crash test videos of my Subaru. I am glad I own it. Actually I was before I watched the vids. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

But you can watch your satellite TV and shoot the mice as they run across the living room floor. Now that's entertainment. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Schmidt Beer. (Animal beer) I don't think they even make it anymore. We called it animal beer because of all the different wildlife pictured on the cans. It was as cheap as you could get. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.