Lastchance

So you've never had any dealings or problems with some white asshole fuckup in your narrow life huh? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I once entered a Barry Manilow endurance contest but lost the first round when I fell asleep, lost the second round when my ears started bleeding, and then the final round when I just couldn't take it any more and stood in a bucket of water and stuck my finger in a light socket. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Better than a black widow. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Mine eats the head and shoulders but leaves the guts and hind quarters. That goes for the rabbits he catches too. He will play with them for awhile but if our dog sees them he takes them away and kills them by doing this little nibble thing on the backbone then leaves them for me to dispose of. We are lucky enough they don't bring them in the house anymore. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Maybe he already does hate you and he's letting it loose to aggravate you. Or he's letting it loose in the house so he's got something to play with or eat later on. Saving a snack for later, kinda like a dog burying his bone. Good luck. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

When a cat brings you live or dead prey, it is a present to you showing you that they are doing their job. They are proud of their accomplishment. Though cats do like to play with their food. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

This reminds me of putting a bell on your cat so he can't catch birds. Birds do not associate the sound of a bell with danger so it's a moot point. The bird just hears a pretty bell in the few seconds before he dies. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Why can't your wife eat sushi? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

The banana clip is in backwards. WTF I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Man I am so sorry. I know exactly how you feel. We lost our Jasmine dog in Jan to bone cancer. She was 11. And 2 weeks ago we lost our Yukon dog to the same damn thing. He was 15. I miss them both terribly. We did adopt Diver dog 2 1/2 months ago. So we have a new companion to keep us company. Again I'm so sorry. I know how hard it is. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I paid $235 brand new 2 yrs ago. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Sorry but I'm going to rant anyway. I think if you own your home and the property that you should be able to paint your garage door and your house and your sidewalk any damn color you please. Whatever happened to individuality? I hate these neighborhoods where everybodies house has to be the same color. How boring. There is a house here in town that is light green but his front double doors are hot pink. More power to him. That is all. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Fill er up with Ethyl please. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Do you know where I can score a "LID"? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Congrats on a yr. It's cool to be free isn't it? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Pretty amazing when you add it all up isn't it? Congrats on 25 yrs. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I am lucky enough to live in the town with the Highest rated VA hospital in the U.S. I can't say enough good things about the care I receive there. My praise goes out to each and every employee at this facility. I have always been treated with the utmost respect and courtesy. I know that all facilities are not like ours. I have heard some real horror stories. I thank my lucky stars that I am where I am. Kudos to the Helena, Mt. VA Hospital. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I quit 4 yrs ago on July 29. Here is a rough estimate of what I didn't spend and what I didn't smoke. A pack and a half a day is 30 cigs X 365 days X 4 years at $4.00 a pack is $8760.00 saved. And $4.00 a pack is conservative. 30 cigs a day X 365 = 10,950 cigs X 4 yrs = 43,800 cigs that I have not put in my lungs. Alot of times I smoked 2 packs a day and when drinking in the bars, even more than that. To me these numbers are staggering. My wife quit 6 months after me though she only smoked between 1/2 and a pack a day so her numbers are less but still all told that is a helluva savings and a great save on health. Thats alot of money saved for skydiving. Actually the money saved is paying our house payment every month

Very very cool and very very refreshing. Congrats on a fine life. You articulated your feelings incredibly well. P.S. If you were married on the 2nd, you picked a great day. My birthday. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

That tie leaves very little to the imagination. The brides father must be so proud. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

The guy I bought my rig from had 4 cutaways in 40 jumps. He re-evaluated his jumping career and quit which was good for me cause I got a great deal on my rig. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Is a frogs ass water tight? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Cloud punching? Dude, that's against regulations. We like to call that industrial haze. Welcome to the sport. Have fun and enjoy. P.S. I lived in Lakewood 30 yrs ago. I went through Denver 4 yrs ago. Man what a change. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Pretty much a no brainer in my book. If she did it once, she'll do it again. I'd dump her in a heartbeat. And it doesn't say much for the guy she hooked up with either. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.