Lastchance

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  1. Legalized yes. Taxed no. There's to many taxes already. Just legalize or decriminalize it and give the people the option to grow their own for personal use. If everybody could grow their own, nobody would have to buy or sell. That doesn't mean I think that everybody should grow 500 plants. Just enough for your own consumption. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  2. Not all drugs. I think that would be quite insane. But weed, hell yes. If you smoke it or not, I think that the majority of people would agree that pot smokers are not criminals because of it. Our fucked up system makes them criminals./ I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  3. Blazing Saddles. Edited to add...Sorry monkey. I didn't read the whole thread before posting. We're on the same wavelength though. Funniest movie I ever seen. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  4. Putting up with Mens Shit. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  5. Q: What's the definition of blind spot? A: What Dick and Jane do with a sharp stick. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  6. We were jumping an R-44 last Thanksgiving. Less than 5 minutes to 5000 with pilot and 3 jumpers. Paying $45 per jump. What a kick. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  7. It's a no brainer. Kick her the hell out of your house. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  8. When I ride my motorcycle on colder than average days the cold wind in my ears will give me an earache as I geneally don't wear a helmet. On the other hand I always wear a helmet while skydiving and it seems to protect my ears enough that I don't get earaches. Maybe try earplugs. To add: I wear a bonehead Rat Hat which is a a full face helmet with no visor so I do get some wind through there but not enough to bother me. I also can get an earache just being out in a cold cold wind. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  9. Paris has marks all over her body from being touched by ten foot poles. I'd sure be scared. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  10. I've taken no less than 25 tandems to my DZ and have gotten a free jump for every one unless it's a repeat tandem of which there have only been 2. I have also taken 2 people to start AFF at another DZ and if I remember right I received a free jump for each of those also. I feel that the DZ's that I frequent are quite generous. Thanks Hod and Tina, and Fred and Lenni. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  11. My dreams about skydiving generally have a hard pull scenario. I usually get something out but sometimes just before impact. I always walk away thinking "I sure hope nobody seen that." I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  12. Lastchance

    Chili

    Yea. But the whole meaning is still there. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  13. None of the above. Lunch, recess and art. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  14. Way to go. That's awsome. I'll be 5 yrs July 29. Best thing I ever did for myself. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  15. Wow. So when somebody cuts you off in traffic you can instantly get their name and address and go to their home and pound the piss out of them. That sounds like a little more info than the common person should have. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  16. Exactly. He's a 23 year old kid who had some drinks and bong hits with his friends. Seems fairly normal to me. Give him a break. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  17. Working damnit. I'm missing jumping into the ice fishing derby at McGregor lake near Lost Prairie. And wouldn't you know I have tomorrow off and there is no jumping. That has been my luck these days. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  18. Turns the "Old brown eye" into the "Old pink eye." I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  19. Not my pants. That's funny. Almost like my nephew. He was at a party that was busted. Everything in his rucksack was his except for what was illegal. Somebody else put that in there. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  20. If it lasts more than four hours, call all your friends and brag. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  21. I brake for halucinations. I brake for no apparent reason whatsoever. When I was in school the bumper sticker on my car said.....Don't laugh mister, your daughter might be in here. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  22. Used my hand instead of the plunger to push vegatables down the chute of a commercial electric slicer......20+ stitches and minus 2 fingernails. Thrown from a horse on the first day of summer vacation, 3rd grade....2 broken wrists.....casts all summer. Rode the handlebars of my own bike....more stitches. Rode a snowmobile through a barbed wire fence....lots more stitches and almost lost my head. Jumped off the porch with a sheet....No broken bones or stitches but my mom seen me and beat my ass. Rode my Radio Flyer down a mountain side.....Didn't get hurt that time.
  23. My wife and I buy the sheets of magnetic strip and peel the paper off the bumper stickers and stick them to the magnet. Presto, chango. Now your bumper sticker can live on your refridgerator. You can also swap it from vehicle to vehicle. By the way. If I had ever seen that sticker for sale anywhere, I would have gladly put it on my car. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  24. That was the first movie to pop into my head.......and I've never really seen it. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
  25. The story that the cop thought he was pulling his tazer is pure bullshit. If a cop doesn't know his weapon from his tazer and where they are located on his person, then in my opinion he is a moron and should never have been on the force in the first place. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.