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Mr Arsehole Esq. Come on Shroppy, don't be so modest and show a bit of ambition.

No one told you because you are South African and Africa is hard so you are expected to be tough.

Yup FMA IA 63 Pampa. Argentine Air Force. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FMA_IA_63_Pampa

Whatever you do, do not press the automatic tampon removal button. I believe it hurts a little

Hey Look who's here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwjsaqbolNk Watch the whole way

Oh stop whinging it can always be worse. At least you still have a penis and your hand. Neither of which ignore you or talk back to you.

Ingredients: Bacon, cut into 1/2" peices Beef stock Bouquet garni Carrots, sliced Coarse salt Dark brown sugar Flour Guiness beer Lean stewing beef cubed 1-1/2 Onion chopped Pepper Red wine vinegar Vegetable oil White onions, peeled Directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Dry the cubes of beef with paper towels. Return the beef, along with its juices to the casserole. Cover. Bake 1-1/2-2 hours, stirring occasionally. Stir in the flour, cook for 2-3 min.- do not let the flour burn. Heat oil in a heavy casserole which will fit into the oven and go on top of the stove, add the bacon. Fry until browned, drain the bacon on paper towels. Bring to a boil. Add the chopped onions, brown lightly. Brown in the bacon drippings, remove the beef. Add the bacon, carrots, white onions, stock, guiness, sugar, vinegar, bouquet, salt & pepper. Serve warm. There you go. A variation on a theme.

Snap!!! How weird is that amstalder As a rule the GPS equiped monitors are very accurate but tend to be bulky and have no real battery life. They are a pure training tool. The footpod equiped watches/monitors like most Polars double as a time piece but are not as accurate in measuring distance. The heat rate component of both generic types works well if you stick to a respected brand.

The closest you are going to get is a KTV club. You can sing Karaoke with the pretty purchase of your choice. If you intend to enjoy the fleshy pursuits of China book into a Chinese hotel not a Western one. KTV club is usually on the 3rd floor and a knockshop on the top or 11th floor. Stick to girls in the hotel and avoid those on the street. A massage in the massage room is a massage. A massage in your room is more than a massage. Do not tip they find it demeaning. Pay for the service and receive the service. Advice given to me by one 'Tiger' Wong on my first trip to China. Oh and don't worry if they serve you dog...it's quite nice

And there lies a truth. It's the primary reason why for the bulk of the 20th and the beginning of the 21st century the USA has been sucked into little wars all over the globe and keeps on getting it's ass kicked. Ignorance is not a crime and I'm glad you get off on it but a national ego so large that it prevents you from learning from your mistakes is quite sad. Somebody has been reading way too much Stephen Ambrose

Nah, it's the knowledge that the above makes them hard that they find nightmarish but so long as you don't ask they won't tell

Mohammad was born in Mecca. Year 570 AD 2010-570=1440 You do not even remotely know what you hate so much. Yet you speak with such conviction.

Not to be confused with a little "soutie", right! Silly mistake to make that one.

in my neck of the woods a cracker is a firework that makes a loud 'bang'. alt a little salty biscuit that tastes nice with cheese.

These people are confused. Electrician is the oldest profession. When God said "let there be light" there was light. Well who the heck do you think ran the cable and installed the circuit breakers.

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John, you need a shave.

Considering the levels of obesity in the USA......happy wanking.

I played rugby back in the eighties and early nineties. Back when the ball was leather and tackling the player in the air, spear tackles etc were all still legal. I played for CBC in my school days. The Brothers were Irish. So to fix your comment i just think that if it was a bar fight between an irish junior school girls rugby team and say the patriots starting offense or defence team id be glad i was on the irish teams side Oh and as for Ireland taking the world Cup from South Africa next year......I think you drink too much Paddy

I smell rabbit stew in your friends future if he does not get his running shoes on.

"You take Sally and I'll take Sue. There ain't no difference between the two" Jackson Browne