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A whisky aficionado...........read 'snob'

Very close. Throw a turbine in it and you have... BTW Original design by Al Mooney for Lockheed Built under licence by Aermacci Copied and built by Atlas Aircraft Walter Turbine retrofitted Hence 'Bastard Child' I am sure the Finist as an equally colourful history. The are just too many similarities

Nope.

Give this a try.

True dat

The appropriate reply to this is FUCK ME?? FUCK MEEEE?? NOOOOOOOOO!!! FUCK YOU and have a great birthday.

Pah infant child !!! I was in my Matric (Senior) year when you guys launched Columbia for the first time. I still have Dire Straits on vinyl LP's

There's a car??? Missing the car is understandable but missing the flag It's right there, next to her

Happy Birthday. BTW Nice South African flag on the car.

That ia because her tits are all nice and perky

Jeeze, look what the cat dragged in. Howzit Boet.

I got this and thought of you guys. SFW

What Diego Maradona wants Diego Maradona gets, particularly if you use a vuvuzela as a straw

Try again Useless info...My wife flew to the Sydney Olympics on her.

Yup, Kulula Airlines We are a colourful bunch See attachment

Hopp Holland and Hopp Small Orange Mini Dresses

My money is on Spain but wife is part of the massive community so I am keeping very quiet

Off to the Portugal vs Spain match this evening. There is a massive Portuguese community in Cape Town. It's gonna be NUTS!!!

As a South African I don't know shit about ice hockey. Ice is something I put in my drink.

That is called an offside trap. It can work but keep in mind that if the defender mistimes his movement and the attacking player is still onside when the ball is kicked/passed he will be caught flatfooted, slow and fucked and the attacker will have only the goalie to beat. As Errol stated on/offside is determined when the ball is struck not when it is fielded. If the pass is good enough and attacker is fast enough he can start from an onside position and be 'miles' behind the defence by the time he puts foot to ball.

Bafana = Young Man or The Boys. Glad I am not in the French team going home. Their nation is going to give them a welcome they would rather forget Now it's time for the Whinging Poms to go back to Mud Island GO SLOVENIA!!!!!!!

There you go Hopp Suisse Considering the imminent demise of my home team Switzerland might do as a replacement......or any team that plays England.

Dude, you know not what you say. Replacing the entire neighboughoods windows will be a touch pricey .

Netherlands 2 Denmark 0 Ouch. I see a lot of alcohol being consumed in a Western corner of Europe tonight.

....oh and Turtle. I have been to your country, have you visited mine....no?.....what's wrong?..... you scared?