monkycndo

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  1. Is it time to go yet???????? Tell me about it.... I can't wait to pull up to Prairie.. come over the hill in the car and see an airstrip in the middle of the valley and a Skyvan and an Otter parked right there.. SIGH Right now, the ONLY thing keeping me functioning and not cracking up at this work that I am really starting to hate is the fact that on the 23rd I'm on my way to the NW for an awesome time of jumping, jumping and more jumping (and maybe a little party action) with you krazy folks. So major thanks to all of you in advance that I will put my money towards jumping instead of massive amounts of therapy after I crack up from job stress. Party on. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  2. 0:8:0 Great weather at Hollister. 1 hybrid, 3 speed stars(5 and 6 way), 3x 2 ways, 1x 2 way sit attempt Awesome weekend Planned 24K jump next weekend
  3. I'm such a tool junky. Nice Milwaukee mag drill. It's one of those tools I just haven't found a need for...yet. Just love the smell of cutting oil as it gets hot. I know, I'm a bit twisted. But drills just do that. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  4. Another one that comes to mind that was also in bad taste (they all are) was shortly after the Rodney King incident. The team's name was "We got our bats from the LAPD". Artwardo, why don't you explain how the Miss Emerson contest got its name?
  5. Quote+=Frenchy Dammit, I have never had sex with the devil and I don't look anything like Frenchy. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  6. I'm one of the lucky ones. I have a 170 with 310 jumps, 45 by me. I have never been slammed. I'm even adjusting how I roll the nose a little looser to see how it effects the openings. I guess I have one that is well behaved. Love the way it flies and got it at a great price. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  7. I bit off topic... But has anyone ever been to the 'Over The Line' tourney in San Diego?? 3 'person' baseball games in the sand at Fiesta island. It's WILD! the only rules are...no babies..no bottles..no bowsers... and you can name your team anything you want... Use to live in SD and work setting up for OTL. My boss was on the over 40 league. The first game announced when I was working was "The announcer is queer" is playing "Crabs on your anus". The absolute best name was "Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off". 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  8. So that's what you call your boobies. Hopes and Dreams. Which is which? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  9. Correction made. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  10. So, did he show you how to reset the rev counter and cheat on adding water to the drum so you don't get caught. (OK, so I'm a construction dork) 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  11. Should have left the mohawk. Cute tike. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  12. Hearing the WHACK of the trap snapping closed and actually finding the perpetrator stuck by the neck is very satisfying. Does that make me a bad person? Save a few of the black JuJu fruit for me. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  13. Use to work at a hardware store that had a no fail bait. Use a little peanut butter for the smell, but a piece of JuJu fruit candy stuck on the trap. They get their teeth stuck in it and WHACK, nails them. Plus, once the deed is done, you now have a box of candy to finish for yourself. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  14. Did you make an upwind or downwind approach on your eating? With a top loading as high as you described, it could have been real messy. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  15. Depends, are you good looking enough for me to rub your butt? My avatar is pretty close. I'm just slightly more hairy. How do I rate? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  16. *Monkycndo just enters room to hear flyangel2 say..* Besides, it's okay to give a good looking guy a nice butt rub So how YOU doin' 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  17. Do you remember the line from "Fletch", Hey Doc, using the whole fist?!!!!! Like the idea of "Just hold me." 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  18. "Hey Cletus, watch this!" Krisanne, you forgot the first part, "Hold my beer" 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  19. Problem solved! Remi, Nice idea. I was taught you should always be able to do stuff by touch in the dark, so the lack of eye holes is no big deal. But that shiney black leather will cause some glare from the video light. Now if you knew of something in a mat black.... 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  20. Sorry man I can't help but to correct your grammer. You ment to say Jason is bringing the camera and everyone should buy him beer. Nope, my post was right on. [Hope he still buys it]But since you bring on the whole correction topic, I think it's "grammar" and "meant". See Mrs. Young (my 8th grade English teacher), my spelling has impruvved. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  21. Sunshine, so how You doin'? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  22. I will be incognito... This is probable a noob question but I really dont care. Are the DZ.comers going to take a group photo??? Are you volunteering to organize? Jason, it's easy. Just let everyone know there will be beer served after the photo is taken. They'll show. [very quietly so Jason doesn't hear] pssst, everyone, he might just bring the beer 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  23. Isn't it canopy dependant "how many rolls" is "too tight" for that particular canopy? I notice that Sabre's open very hard and its fabric feels very slippery, so I'd imagine extra rolls is okay and not yet too tight, isn't it? I have put about 50 jumps on my used Sabre 170 (310 total), and have packed all my jumps. Mine still feels crisp, but has worn enough to have lost the slippery feel. I was taught to 4-4 roll the nose and roll the tail pretty tight. Have never had a slammer. I actually think the openings are a little snivelly and have started to roll a little less to find the sweetspot I want. A canopy can have certain traits, but each one has its own personality. I guess I'm lucky to have a well behaved Sabre. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  24. Do you know anyone who does video, Iwan? HMMMM, video as well. This is getting interesting. The only problem is that I don't have a good side. Hell, what am I thinking?!! With two chicks in the shot, who is going to be looking at me. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  25. i'm bringing the tequila.......... Somebody mentioned tequila, surprised we haven't heard from Vinnie yet. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity