monkycndo

Let's try this one more time. Focus everyone. Focus. Think food. There you go. Getting closer. After the "event", (keep thinking food) what is your nosh of choice? So far we have: coffee flavo(u)red water ice cream omelets waffles with syrup Keep thinking food. Krisanne, leave the post alone for a while so we get more FOOD entries. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I'll join you. Can we get a group discount? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Payment in the form of margaritas will work for me Sounds like a Costco run on the way to LP is now in order. The Badass Beth cup will be filled. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I must admit I had to google that term... would have been easier if you spelled it right Hey, I'm a great speller, just not accurate. *Decided to fix it so it wouldn't be so hard to google.* 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

But it's got to be your thread on fire. Burn baby burn. will be provided at LP. I will be having my usual margarita of other sissy girl drink instead. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

This one might be better then. Much better. But only sissies wear jodhpurs. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

As soon as I hit "post reply", I saw my mistake. Had a feeling I should be looking over my shoulder as I edited it to see if Beth was anywhere close. If I'm going to get bitchslapped, I want it to be truly deserving, or while wearing a ball gag and high heals. (Did I type that out loud? Remember Sean, thought bubble, thought bubble) I think you should wear a corset too. This one might work for you. I'm not sure if it is my color and my leather harness would show like bra straps. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

This thread has been so much more informative than I ever could have expected. I thought you knew Beth liked waffles. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Edited to add: holy quick editing, Batman. Oh, well, I won't have Beth bitchslap you, then. Sorry! As soon as I hit "post reply", I saw my mistake. Had a feeling I should be looking over my shoulder as I edited it to see if Beth was anywhere close. If I'm going to get bitchslapped, I want it to be truly deserving, or while wearing a ball gag and high heels. (Did I type that out loud? Remember Sean, thought bubble, thought bubble) 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I'm an evil influence. Are you spelling my name wrong in hopes of getting bitchslapped? If Mad John can do it, why not me? See if Beth is still around to do it for you. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Dammit! I keep falling into Krisanne's trap. This is a FOOD thread and not a sex thread. So far we have : Ice cream Waffles So I'll add another. Peanut butter. It just tastes good and has a great texture. Dooh! She did it again with even having to chime in. Krisanne, you have corrupted me. (Even more then I already am) 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Before, during, after.....repeat.

It all depends on where that ice crean has been dripping? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Whipped cream, too? Don't mention whipped cream around Beth. She's starting to get nervous. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

*monkeyboy enters room and puts hand up* I'm finally qualified to join that load. Just make the call for the load very quietly. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Add some waffles, and use some maple syrup and now you're talkin Careful Beth, the next time you get a waffle cone at Thrifty's might turn into an indecent exposure charge. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

To get this thread back on track... what flavor? Nothing Ben and Jerry-ish with candy/chunks. Makes it a little hard to lick it out of the nooks and crannies. Now some nice vanilla with maybe a little caramel. Tastes great and requires lots of extra effort to get all that sticky caramel licked off.

What's food? Pay attention! It's that thing some people use after doin' da nasty thang 'n shit. Must be local dialect for cigarette. I may live in da hood, but I would never suck on one of those little phallic symbols. Actually, a little ice cream melted to just the right temperature just hits the spot. And oh is it fun to lick the drips from wherever they fall. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Sheeeeesh, someone finally realized it was a food thread. Even if it was she who went straight to the sex angle. I wouldn't have expected it any other way. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

QuoteIs this your thread? Nope, but thanks for playing and here is a nice consolation prize. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

After reading all these posts about waffles, I started thinking. For those of you that feel the need to replenish the energy stores right after a little nooky, what is your nibble of choice? (No, this is not a sex thread, it's a food thread.) 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I don't have a generator. Thanks for reminding me. Blues, Dave You still have time to get one installed. Hey man, were talking favo(u)rs here!! 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

reply]Will you be making margarita's again... I think I'll have to bring my Badass Beth cup

If someone *cough*monkycndo *cough* brings his waffle iron and someone else *cough* livendive *cough* lets me use his generator, then, yes. So that means I have to go through the hassle of hauling my heavy ass waffle iron through airport security, explaining to TSA why this particular maker is so blasted important and then on the plane so that chicks will be in the favo(u)r giving mood at LP? Where do I sign up? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Does this mean more "napping" near the bonfire, Sean? I wasn't napping(read alcohol induced sleep). I was just laying there with my eyes closed enjoying the moment. So is there going to be a fire and booze at this shindig? (No, I haven't learned my leason) 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity