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  1. If all had survived, there would have been 11 of us. Three passed before I was born. I am the baby of the 8 that made it. 4 boys, 4 girls. Mom is 5' nothin' and still 110#. Just for sh*ts and giggles, I'll give you 3 guesses what religion she was and the first two don't count. Please don't move this to the Speakers Corner. It's just a family joke. Monkeyboy 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  2. Simple, but one of my faves. Put on a pair of pants you haven't warn in ages, stick your hand in the pocket, and find a fresh $20. Always makes me smile.
  3. With a paint scheme like that, it's a good thing you have the new motor. I'd hate to have a lion catch you. Monkeyboy 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  4. It all depends on the size of the deck. I'd go to a big box lumber yard which will have the Sunset Books guide to decks. They have lots of pictures, and you can get a material list and the prices for the materials while you are there. If you hire it out, labor cost will run 30%-50% of the total cost, depending on how complicated it is. Monkeyboy 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  5. Yep, I jinxed myself. I talked a friend into doing a tandem on the same load as me doing my first solo(beer) jump off of AFF. The TM was also my AFFI on my first jump. I admitted it was my first solo jump and he called beer. He jokingly said why not have your first chop and save on the beer. We all laughed and the lump in my stomach got that much bigger. I was nervous enough, got ready, did my EPs and out the door I went. It was just remarkable how much time you have when you don't have to worry about the AFF dive flow. So I just just fall and enjoy the view. I pitch about 5k. But now the gremlin in my brain wakes up. I'm in the saddle doing my controllability check. The canopy was square, but It just didn't look right. The toggles just didn't seem to be doing anything. I'm at 4K and have plenty of time to figure this out (as was told to me AFTER I am on the ground). Didn't know about riser turns yet. So the voice of the friend who encouraged me into jumping pops into my brain. "When in doubt, CHOP." I chop and the RSL has me under that big beautiful reserve in a heart beat. This one steers just fine. Plenty of time to think about my landing. The wind is blowing opposite normal, So I have to think about what my pattern should be. End up with a soft stand up landing. One of the hang gliger pilots near by tracks down the freebag for me. Somehow I managed to not lose the pillow either. My friend who had her tandem loved her jump and saw the whole thing. Not that I want to go through it again, but having experienced it once, the fear factor is just a little bit less. So can a reserve ride be jinxed, I think so. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  6. hahaha... I could buy this but that's x number of jumps Yeah, you will definately be saying that alot
  7. I'm typing as fast as I can to beat Frenchy. Did I make it??? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  8. Needed a break from my studying for class. Thanks for the chuckle. Monkeyboy 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  9. Temporary highjack. Iceman, congrats on #2000 last weekend at the boogie. Seeing Aviva make an almost perfect swish through the center was too funny. Sorry, carry on with the quotes. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  10. I helped out with something like this before. We taped the tube to a piece of cardboard laying flat. Just stand it up and drop the marble in. It is very easy to adjust the shape and slope of the track. The only concerns are where the loop crosses over itself and to make sure you don't make the loop so tight that you compress the tube out of round. Either buy the tube bit larger then the marble or make a nice smooth loop. I agree to have the loop first and then the hills. Takes the most speed to get through the loop. It is stable and easy to carry, just takes a couple end supports taped on the back that get turned 90 degrees and the thing stands up by itself. You can color/decorate the cardboard to make it look like an amusement park. Hope this helps, Monkeyboy 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  11. Is three AFF jumps a day too much? Like you will hear a lot on this site, ask your instructor. They know how you have progressed and if making three is the best for you. Now for my $.02 worth. I did three AFF jumps in one day for levels 2-4 and was sore for days. I was as flat as an ironing board and unstable so much that I was always trying to recover. I think the soreness was due more to the fact that I had a poor arch and I was using muscles that I normally didn't use. If after two jumps and you still feel OK, go for another after talking to your instructor. Your jumps and AFFI's critiques are fresh in your head and you still have that body feel from the previous jump. After you get more time being in the air, the stress goes down, those muscles get stronger and you get the feel, so you don't work as hard. Most important, it is not a race, be safe and have fun. Monkeyboy 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  12. We're on our way too. See all y'all there. Hot damn, we got ourselves a boogie. Party on! Monkeyboy 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  13. monkycndo

    Toilet Seat

    I had a girlfriend who did the same thing. She fell in and got her heinie wet. It was a cold night and she stood around a while to get her bum real cold, then crawled back into bed. She rubbed that cold wet butt up against me. Boy that wakes you up fast. I ALWAYS put the seat down now. Even at my apartment when no female is around. So yes ladies, we can be trained. It just takes an eye opening experience to burn it into our brains. Sorry guys, had to switch sides on this one. Monkeyboy 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  14. Yep, Talked to Patty, she's helping out. Looks like with the big response, need to make another trip for more supplies. Woo Hoo. I can smell the coffee perking already. So how early can we get the first plane in the air on Saturday? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  15. Welcome back "newbie". Once in the blood, there for life. And yah, goof sucks. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  16. Arizona Gunslinger. Not ass smokin' hot, but it goes great on just about anything. Awesome on pizza. Use to come with a cowboy hat on the lid. Now I can only get it online or from a store near my friends house in Smell A. They just recently made the bottle smaller, got rid of the hat and raised the price. But damn it, I'm addicted. And they now have a BBQ sauce too, yum. Monkeyboy Party on! 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  17. I got some tunnel time after third jump. I could have used it earlier. Any repeated levels more then pays for a good chunk of tunnel time and the staff is right in front of you to tell you how to improve. The video they shoot is great to see what went well and what to change. Once you know the feeling of good body position, it makes the dive flows for AFF much easier. My newbie opinion is for tunnel time early on. Good luck, Monkeyboy 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  18. You heard it, food!! OK, this has gotten bigger then I expected, but I love it.
  19. 0:3:0 Didn't even get to the DZ until 2:30 on Saturday and still got 3 jumps in. Love the longer days with later sunsets, plus now an extra hour with the time change. Party on! 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  20. Way to go Aviva. All at once now, Her, Her....you all know the rest. The weather is looking good too. The party is on, so, Party on! 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  21. OOH baby baby, way to go. Glad I've been practicing packing my canopy, so I can make a few more loads. Aviva, with all these people coming, does that mean we need more licorice? wink wink nudge nudge 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  22. Either you better have a pad on the ground behind your chair or your wireless connection rocks. Party on! 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  23. What's wrong, get attacked by some sheep as a kid, or are you having a hard time trying to decide which one is the cutest? Party on! 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  24. Almost forgot, I'm bringen and friend who is bringen a friend. Continue to Party On. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  25. Count me in. I understand there is a rumor going around that a pancake breakfast might happen on Sunday. Everybody better answer up to make sure there is enough for everyone who will want to partake. Party On 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity