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I'm sure I know this, but for those that don't, please explain the part about how the d-bag creates a swift and/or hard openings. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

From the other day. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

We had one or two that couldn't jump because of it. Then there was one more who's RSL was disconnected but couldn't be hooked back up because during a recent canopy exchange the risers had switched sides. Kinda hard to run the RSL to the ring WAAAAY on the other riser. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Squeak had it right, I'm just going to clean it up a little for clarification. Close both fists and put them next to each other. Start from the little finger and go across. All the knuckles are 31. All the valleys between are less than 31. July and August have no valley between them. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

I did about 19 months there back in the late 70's. Bad back then, too. Hey, as long as I got you on the line, can you do me a favor? See if they still got my stereo at Park-N-Pawn? Or my Nikon at the Zodiak Pawn Shop and Botique? (Both real businesses) Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Not really, there is a picture of it on my website. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

WAY back in the day, Matchbox cars were collectables that came in little boxes. They weren't cheap for what they were. Hot Wheels were a later product that were made to race down plastic tracks. They had wheels/axles that allowed them to coast with little friction. My favorite though, was Motorific ! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

The issue is October 1966. Fandango came out in 1984. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

What is the difference between (Insert skanky female's name)'s pussy and a bowling ball ?? If you had to, you could eat the bowling ball. You are going to use this. You know you will. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Whoops. That is "ground temp dash 22", not "ground temp minus 22". Sorry. I don't ever jump nekked when it is really cold. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Yep and yep. 66 consecutive months. This month was last Saturday. Ground temp -22. Yeeeee haaaaa. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Do you have the Karen Carpenter memorial CD? It's the one with her picture on the spine. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

The Honest Mortician...... A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing." The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?" To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check." There's no charge," he says. "No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says. "Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "It cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice. So I switched the heads." Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Ground temp here in Wisconsin, 22 degrees. And yes, I did !! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

and back at cha.... Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

I'll see your Peace and raise you a Peace. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

50 percent !! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

We were talking about this today (at the DZ when the Wisconsin weather wouldn't let us jump again this weekend). I used to DETEST living in Wisconsin in the winter. I hated the cold and wanted to hibernate indoors for 6 months. Skydiving saved me from that. The fact that I can jump makes winter bearable, if not almost acceptable. Looking forward to the next weekend is much easier than waiting for spring. Now if I can just get at least one in this month I'll be happy. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

My motto: If you wait until the last minute, it only takes a minute. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Lessee .... If the idea behind edible underwear is to eat it as you take it off ........ Ouch. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Bulk.. gotta love it. The only place where you will see 2 safes shrink wrapped together and sold as a pair. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

No ! Don't do it ! I made my 100th naked and couldn't stop. Look at me now. No, wait. Don't do that either. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

I had an exorcism once. I couldn't pay my bill so .... you guessed it .... I got repossessed. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Sure ! Just stowaway in a wheel well. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Yeah, that's it. We don't get paid. We just do it for the tips. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving