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I was hoping for a heated back pad option. For those winter jumps. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Are you sure you want ME to reveal myself ?? Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

I'd settle for whatever drug it is that makes 'em purr. An ounce to go, please. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

I fly an Icarus Omni 183.5 (don't forget the point 5). The guy said I could have whatever size I wanted, including fractional sizes. So I did! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

I'll be there ....... with bells on. (And not much else) Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Why aren't women allowed to drink beer naked on the beach in Milwaukee? So they don't get sand in their Schlitz... (Old Milwaukee joke .......... No wait .......... that's a different beer ........ never mind.) Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

And I'm just as lazy as the next guy. Where is this written? Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

SHHHHHHHHHH !! It's supposed to be a secret !! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

NO problem in that department, believe me. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

I have a couple dozen nekkid winter jumps. I maintain that the added adrenaline masks much of the cold feeling. Don't be too warm in the plane. Sweaty armpits tend to cool off real quick in freefall. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

I've had to add "3 accessories" to the list of threes. Altimeter, goggles, and helmet. I hate it when I forget my helmet and my long golden locks get tangled in the wind. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

My favorite: When somebody figures out that I'm not the person to whom they wished to speak, they usually say something to the effect of, "I'm sorry. I must have dialed the wrong number." To which I answer, "How do you know I didn't answer the wrong phone ??" Guaranteed 2 seconds of silence before they say another word. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

And speaking of molecules, did you realize that with every fart impregnated breath you take, you are sucking molecules of somebody else's feces into your body? Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

.......er ........... Where do I get me one of them there t-shirts? Right here http://www.applieddeceleration.com/prods/tshirts/naked_instructor_adt.jpg Now I've been there, done that, bought the sweatshirt. (It's cold around here!") Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

It was so cold here, I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant !! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

My t-shirt motto: Live for adventure, not for drama Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

There are some of us who believe that it presents a unique opportunity! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

I have one here in my hand if'n you still need it. PM me. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

I'd bet a dozen pack jobs that it is the thermocouple. They are a common failure item. Take all the information off the data plate, go to a hardware store and get one. Then, go home and find the part that looks like the one in your hand and replace it. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

I've been saying this for years ! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

.......er ........... Where do I get me one of them there t-shirts? Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

Out of my 157 nekkid jumps, 20-25 were done in the winter in the north. No big deal (pun intended). I maintain that the adrenaline makes a big difference and helps to stave off the cold. Still, opening the aircraft door with an exit temp of below 0 (F) is a bit refreshing. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

No law says you have to wear anything at all! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

So poor ........ That if they were selling steamboats for a dollar a piece, all I could do is run around in circles and yell, "Ain't that cheap ??" -Roy Clark Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving