Skinflicka

Ref Skinflicka's five year old rule. If in doubt, ask a 5 year old if it's a bridge. You know it is...right? Jumping the pillars of a bridge is still a bridge jump. Jumping from the flag pole on top of a building is still a building jump. Jumping a fat chick is still fun if undetected. Just variations on a theme... A tout a l'hueres, $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

See, I was right.

Either from Vertigo (Moab Stash bag) or if you want to get real trick and own the state of the art in stash bags then contact Mike McCurdy. The most stealthy and advanced stash bags ever devised are fabricated by the young Genius McCurdy in his Monster Riggers Loft. Rumor has it that in his quest to devote maximum time and purest focus to his endeavors that Mike has actually forgone even so much as a sniff of sexual activity for who-knows how long. Expect to pay slightly more than average but receive more than you ever thought possible. His designs really are that good. I shit ye not. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

I already did. I'm on my third box of Kleenex. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Nice to see her jumping off the rail of the IBPB (you chump). She sure jumps with a lot of shit hanging from her harness in the Nike pic too. Gotta hand it to the lady...she BASE jumps AND is unlikely to be given marching orders for farting in bed. She's so sweet I'm moved to poetry... There was a young lady called Lottie, Full of beauty with quite a nice body, And since she likes BASE jumping, I'm now kind of wondrin' If she'd let me have sex with her bottie. Not bad for a guy who didn't graduate high school, huh? Or maybe it is and I'm spastic with alcohol. Cheers, $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

It decreases your stall speed to an absolute crawl. My recommendation would be to use scuba gear instead. Offically it doesn't count as a BASE jump unless the medium you're falling through is air. Trust this helps. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

I think it's a great idea. I myself fly a neon Blackjack with the moniker "Felix Baumgartner" in black on both top and bottom skins. I'd hate for people to not be able to read it. The worst thing about your logo is that from a distance it'll look like "FUK". Have fun with your new toy bro'. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

They do and I regret telling them. My next employer will have no clue. What is the advantage in letting them know? My current employer knows due to the fact that as a newbie my ego needed satisfying. Pretty pathetic really in hindsight. I no longer feed my ego with tales of derring do. I just remind myself of how damn good-looking I am instead. What a stud! Skin (modest and increasingly mature but beautiful with it) $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Johnny Utah Rules! Skin JUF#1 PS Give me a holla when the chicks from MD get there...I've got a clean pair of speedos and a root vegetable close at hand. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Bastards. You can't leave the house for 5 minutes without missing everything. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

You have a dog called Steve? $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Unlikely. Since bottom skin inflation occurs first, the canopy heading is decided before the effect of the valves is fully felt. Valves help your canopy fly effectively much sooner but I doubt they have much, if any effect on the speed of bottom skin inflation. Feel free to shoot as many holes in this as is necessary. PS weather in the UK is unbelievable. How can you live like this? Wet, bored and pissed off. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Vrank, Just a quick note to say thanks for being such a great guy. If everyone I knew was as dependable as you life would be so much simpler. I owe you one, buddy. Just let me know how I can repay the favor. What a smashing chap! All the best, J. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

That's just become my new favorite web page. There's nothing like a field full of well-hung badgers to brighten you day. I feel rejuvinated. Thanks for sharing, $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

BASE jumping without video? What's up with that? If it didn't make DV, it didn't happen. How else can you prove how cool you are to all the chicks? $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

I did some work on the numbers for Craig about 6 months ago. I can't find the file but if he still has it I don't see any reason why Craig wouldn't share the results (though maybe not the raw data). I made a prediction for the dates of BASE 900 and BASE 1000. Damned if I can remember them though. I'll keep looking and post the dates when (if) I find 'em. Skinostradamus $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Yep. I use exactly that. Zip ties actually but one looped smaller than the other. Works well for the head more than anything. Nice to get rid of the gear fear. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Nicely done my man. One aspect of your jump raised an eyebrow, however...How long a delay were you expecting to have to take? You did know it was dark when you exited, right? Did you think it would be daylight by the time you landed? Good luck with the B's & Es. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Congrats, man. Good feeling huh? Oh yeah, read my posts. You'll see I'm about as base as a you can get. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Excellent. Nick, when you get back on please pm me and let me know what kind of coffee you're buying. This has been a very special thread for me. Thank you. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

You don't have to read it. You don't have to post. Some times during a rock fight a stray stone knocks fruit from the tree and everyone around gets the benefit. Maybe a useful thread will develop. Maybe steam gets blown off. Maybe someone has some fun in the process (please don't remove the post due to this contentious idea). Maybe none of this has any real value since we're hardly the UN trying to figure our world peace. Don't take it too seriously. Love n hugs. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Don't make him angry...You wouldn't like him when he's angry. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

I have over 98 degrees in temperature. Does that make me smart? $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Are you comfortable with your sexuality? You seem unsure. The pics are all on Micks site if you need a few moments alone with them. Happy Kleenex, Skin $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

Who's getting mad? Methinks you miss the point. Completely. $kin. Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.